Wednesday, 30 March 2011

SCOTTISH LABOUR LEADER LESS POPULAR THAN A WET FART DURING ORAL SEX!


Scottish Labour leader, (!), Iain Gray, (@ElmerGrayFudd), has polled less than Conservative leader, Annabel Goldie, in the second such poll this month as the wheels come off the Labour campaign for the Holyrood elections in May!

The poll findings are: 
 
Which of these party leaders do you think would make the best First
Minister for Scotland?
Alex Salmond: 30%
Annabel Goldie: 9%
Iain Gray: 7%
Tavish Scott: 2%
None of these: 16%
Don't Know: 37%

Surely, the time has come for Labour to dump this walking disaster zone before he hurts their chances any further.  Lord George Foulkes is said to be hanging onto his Blackberry waiting for the call from Labour Headquarters in LONDON, as Ed Miliband weighs up his options.  Maybe wee 'Bendy Wendy', can be persuaded to 'BRING IT ON'!
 ROFLMFAO!

14 comments:

Allan said...

Well I suppose 7% is better than 2% lol. It's not going well for Elmer and he was shi#e tonight in the debate. He was found wanting and never had the presiding officer to help him out.

I see the Scotsman have a poll out, they have the SNP ahead on the FPTP vote and a few points behind on the regions?? Strange but at least its not a bad poll.

Allan said...

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/news/Greens-to-drive-Lib-Dems.6742709.jp

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan Hi, welcome to the blog. He is a waste of space. I don't know why they didn't ditch him years ago. The problem is that there is no one else to take over, they're all shite!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan, what I don't understand is, who the fuck would vote for the Greens? Or is it just me?

UKIPer said...

Amusing to see Elmer torn a new one by the rest of the panel on STV last night. Even some spotty yoof in the audience questioned his made up unemployment statistics. He looked like he was gagging for a ciggie or some marching powder. Very edgy looking. His speech about being the first kid in his family to go to Uni etc was classic. No one reminded him about his private education or Labour introducing tuition fees for students that will deter other kids in the future.
It would have been good to see the Greenie Patrick Harvie on the panel. Some wag could have questioned his green credentials after his 14,000 mile 'trip of a lifetime ' last year.

Hugh Janus said...

Elmers fight out of poverty was helped by studying at 'Watson's' in Edinburgh. Fees £9,426 per annum. .

http://www.gwc.org.uk/cms/admissions/cost/

After Uni it was 12 years with fake charity ' Oxfam' before success as Labour leader in Scotland.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ukippers, aye he made a right arse of it. If anything his rating will go down even further. I still don't know why anyone would vote Green FFS, they're morons!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bigarse, it would have been a laugh seeing him actually doing a real job, but that will come shortly when he's booted out on his arse, but then he'll get a nice wee cosy job as a High Commissionaire or even a door one somewhere.

Prof Hertz Van Rental said...

Did he upset the STV make-up artist?

Dubbieside said...

Hugh Janus

Did Iain Gray not go to an even posher private School, Lorretto Academy, the same as that other socialist Alistair Darling.

Fees are over £8,000 per term.

Hugh Janus said...

Dubbers..

I lifted Elmers info from wiki so it's usually quite accurate. Well more accurate than any Scottish media anyway ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iain_Gray

Dark Lochnagar said...

Prof, they had to tone down his red drink laden cheeks, or else people might have thought he was an alien. Mind you......

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dubbers, ah a champagne socialist. Makes sense!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Big arse, someone who claims to be Church of Scotland supporting Hibs? That's like the Pope supporting Rangers or an Ihman supporting Spurs.