Thursday, 31 March 2011

UFOs WILL BE WATCHING ROYAL WEDDING SAYS NUTJOB!



Prince William and Kate Middleton’s royal wedding is expected to be viewed by over a billion people around the world – but also by a few UFOs according to a retired Air Force major.

Former military officer George Filer runs the National UFO Centre and says it’s common to see the extraterrestrials around important events, and is highly possible they may be watching the royal wedding too.  Mr Filer told AOL News: ‘The craft seem to have an interest in anything important. They’ve been sighted recently over Libya and near the Japanese tsunami.’

This nutjob should be sectioned under the Mental Health Act as he's obviously unhinged if he thinks that UFOs will be interested in this soon to be baldy prick and HRH Prince William, getting married.  She'll be ditched like a hot potato if she doesn't supply an heir, sharpish, although I expect she's been well checked out.  Let's hope he manages something more successful than his Grandfather allegedly produced.  A crabbit bitch, a fuckwit, a pervert and a shirt-lifter.

4 comments:

banned said...

What a fucking knob that George Filer is; it's not Aliens that he sees at important events, they are Illuminati Lizards making sure everything is going according to plan.
There was a picture of one in Benghazi in Tuesdays Telegraph though, naturally, the Telegraph ignored it thinking that we are easily fooled.

DL, do you think that Prince Billy has cracked her yet?

Joe Public said...

"Let's hope he manages something more successful than his Grandfather allegedly produced. A crabbit bitch, a fuckwit, a pervert and a shirt-lifter."

Bang goes your chance of an OBE.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, have you got a link to that, I would be interested in seeing that. I reckon he's purloined her virgin thighs with his big lizard knob, the bastard.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Publes, they can shove their honours up their arse, DL disnny cowtow to those bastards. Do you think I went to easy on them?