Wednesday, 23 February 2011

YOU WOMEN HAD BETTER WATCH OUT FOR A MAN AND HIS BBQ!

A husband accused of murdering and burying his wife, then digging up her body and cooking it on the family barbecue has gone on trial in France.
Father-of-seven Benoit Piet sparked a massive police search after he reported his wife, 34-year-old Adeline, missing five years ago.

Benoit Piet sparked a massive police search after he reported his 34-year-old wife Adeline missing from the family home near St Malo, Normandy, five years ago


Fuck me!  You wouldn't want to eat a 
CHICKEN DRUMSTICK at one of his BBQs!

16 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

What a psycho! I'm not going to his house for a picnic.

Groompy Tom said...

Frog's legs, snails and bbq'd wife.
Good grief! What the devil is wrong with these people?

banned said...

Should have followed Nightjacks advice and said nothing.

tasty bbq ribs said...

Poor woman, buried then cremated. Mind you it will save him a fortune. That would have cost about £2,000 if the council had done it for him.

Clarinda said...

A BBQ in Scotland would be suspicious.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bunni, yes to hell for a game. "This pork tastes delicious, where did you get it"?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Groompers, they are not of our ways. That's why it's better if we don't mingle with them and let them go their own way.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, well her lips were certainly sealed!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tasters, yes but the meat would have marured nicely and he still had to get rid of the bones. Maybe a nice acid bath?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Clarindas, you're not joking there. I bought a new BBQ coming up for 3 summers ago and I don't think it's been on yet!

bugsbunny said...

I hope they used a nice sauce with her ribs. I suggest honey barbeque. It goes well with anything at my local Chinese. Dog, Cat, Badger even Beaver. Now when was the last time anyone ate Beaver dripping with honey?

Stephen.

Jackie Bailley MSP said...

Ye widnae get me on any bbq. And no one's eating my beaver drippings !

Anonymous said...

Bugsbunny - Going by Councillor Terry Kelly and his daughter Rayleen they have tried everything - I wonder how many of their neighbours, relatives etc are missing?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, I can't even remember the last time I ate some beaver, however I still remember the smell!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jackie, that's no true. I saw wan in B&Q's yesterday for roasting whole coos, even your big flabby arse might have got onto that. Mind you we wouldn't have had much trouble singing your hair off, you baldy fucker.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, do I suspect local issues being discussed here on a story of international importance?