Tuesday, 29 June 2010

WORLD CUP-ENGLAND LOST BECAUSE ROONEY WAXED HIS CHEST!




UPDATE:ENGLAND OUT OF THE WORLD CUP-YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST  http://tinyurl.com/36dcbpz
A watertight contract for £6million a year and you want me to resign.
  Fuck off!




The latest theory to come out of the English media as to why England got knocked out of the World Cup, is, wait for it,  WAYNE ROONEY WAXED HIS CHEST.  This seems to have had some sort of biblical 'SAMSON' effect on young Rooney and taken away his football skills!  Fuck Me!  I've heard them all now.

6 comments:

banned said...

Looks a right flabby twat.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL it was the Brazilian that really did it!!!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I wish, I was that, flabby!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! Nice one. Yes the landing strip was fatal.

wee Davie Laws said...

Nice pic for your new gay following DL.
I turned on the tv the other night and thought I was in for a treat.
11 arseholes to be hammered for 90 minutes.
It was only a football match :(

Dark Lochnagar said...

Davie, well as you know my gay following is getting bigger all the time. Why they should get bigger over a pic of that jug-eared fucker, I don't know! Is he more sexually attractive hairy or waxed?