Tuesday, 29 June 2010

STUPID 14 YEAR OLD GETS BURNT ON SUNBED AND IT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT!


OOOOH!  Isn't it terrible.  A 14 year old burns herself in an unmanned Sunbed Joint in Wales.  First of all, she shouldn't have been there as there was signs all over to say it was over 18s only.

When does anyone take any responsibility for their spawn.  She burst into tears when she got home and had to be kept off school and her equally stupid mother had to take time off work.  Secondly if it wasn't for these FUCKING STUPID CHILD ABUSE LINES started by that toothy fucker Esther Rantzen, (fuck me, I was glad she didn't get elected, self-righteous prick),  she should have been given a slap on the arse and had some calamine lotion or aftersun applied.  Thirdly, her fucking stupid parents who called out NHS 24 should be taken to court and fined for letting their daughter put herself in that situation and they should also have been slapped hard and long.

BTW that's not sunburn and it looks like her stupid mother has got it worse than her and she wasn't on a sunbed!  Fat, useless bastard. 

16 comments:

banned said...

Who are they hoping to sue?
They won't get much because most compo is for loss of earnings.

subrosa said...

Good one banned!

David Farrer said...

Agree with you about Rantzen.

The entire Blairite nanny state tyranny was the direct result of her awful TV programme.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Sometimes DL I envy the young Soviets. It must have been fun administering the Lead Pill Pharmacy to the fuckedwitz.

stupid trogs said...

Her mum was well stupid. Phoning NHS24 which is only available in Scotland. Silly trog should have phoned NHS Direct !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, the trouble is that we are now in this state where everyone thinks they can make fortunes suing someone. We have to bring back personal resposibility.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, They maybe think they can get compensation for loss of schooling or something. She'll have a lovely tan when that red goes away!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Farrier, welcome to the blog. I don't deny that these 'childlines' are maybe required in cases of sexual abuse but kids nowadays seem to THREATEN to phone them on all sorts of pretexts. All this nanny stating, you can't hit a child nonsense was the start of the slippery slope. Fuck me, I'm beginning to sound like an old fart!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!! Yes that could have been entertaining!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Troggers, fuck me. No wonder it took the doctor hours to arrive. I told you she was a stupid cow!

Ruda Malpa said...

So it was the Salon's fault for not having enough/any staff?!. I'll have to remember that one just in case 1 of my kids gets caught nicking booze from Tosco!

Sophia Pangloss said...

Ye've got me near skalin ma tea aw ower masel Mr Lochnagar, wi excitement at yer postie. The stupit lassie gets nae sympathy fae me neither. Whit if the silly erse had done that lyin in her back green, then wha wid she sue?

Her mither oan the ither hand should be strung up. Ah wid dae the tarrin AND the featherin, anythin tae help ye ken me. The wummin's no fit tae bear weans if she cannae keep an een oan them, an' learn them no tae dae such stupit things. Ah wis sittin next tae a lassie in the doctor's surgery th'day, she wis talkin aboot her wee lassie gettin aw dressed up fer their school pairty (they ca it a 'prom' these days it seems) an' she had pit these black skinny jeans oan. Noo, bearin in mind the wee lassie's jist turned eleeven, the bold yin goes tae her lassie she goes 'Aye, they're quite slimmin. Ye look amazin darlin.' Eleeven.

Ah've nivver gaun tae yin o' thae tannin boxes, ah've nivver felt the need. Wi ma colourin ah'm safer tae keep oot the sun. Why dae ah no jist start a fashion fer pale'n'pasty skin? Then the lassies can start bleachin theirsels an' their mithers can sue Domestos.

Dark Lochnagar said...

All. Sorry about the tardiness in getting back to you, my internet connection was down. Something to do with the exchange seemingly, fuck all to do with Sky of course!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rudars, hi welcome to the blog, nice to see you made it over from Twatter. That would seem to be the case. If this Italian supermarket Toscos can't put enough staff on, that's their problem. That's a good name they picked. It sounds quite like Tescos! ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophes, I cnny stand this Americanisation of oor language. Since when wis the Skool disco a prom. A prom is something that sticks oot tae sea wi seagulls. Ach yir better lettin a muckle sun ower yir boady, ye ken. Broon creesh is better lookin than white creesh!

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