Thursday 3 June 2010

CAMERON AND CLEGG WON'T WORK DURING 'FAMILY TIME',!


Cabinet meetings will be moved to 'flexible times' so the two fathers running Britain can take their children to school.  Prime Minister David Cameron and his deputy Nick Clegg delayed the meetings at No10 last week to allow them to spend more time with their children.

Fuck me, we better tell the Chinese not to explode a Nuclear Bomb over London, during Breakfast time or fucking bath time!
WINSTON CHURCHILL WILL BE BIRLIN' IN HIS GRAVE!

10 comments:

pc gone mad said...

Is it ok if the rest of us follow the example of the Brokebackmountain twins and stay in bed until lunchtime ? No thought not.
Hey your font has changed DL. Cool.

subrosa said...

Lucky for some isn't it. I never had that pleasure. Used to have to rely on a neighbour to do it for me and give her something every month.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Madbastard, yes there is only a short window of opportunity to actually run the country as they see the weans off to school and then get back to feed them their tea of Fish Fingers and beans at 4.

Yes, I suddenly dicovered the font button and one is playing about with it. If I could just learn to type properly my world would be complete. Mind you I think this keyboard is fucked. Some days, there are things appear that are fuck all to do with me!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, funnily enough, I used to give my neighbour something every month too, but keep that to yourself!

RantinRab said...

Crabs, DL?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ra, I'd prefer a Lobster and a finely chilled Chablis, if you're offering

Sgt Pepperspray said...

This will set a precedent you can be sure of it. The Gay MPs will all be rushing down to Thailand now to adopt little Thais so that they can jump on the bandwaggon. In no time at all parliament will be an empty building whilst everyone is having family bbqs and birthday partys for great aunt Doris. Early day motions wil be a thing of the past replaced by mid afternoon motions (dependant on wheter it is school sportsday). I didn't vote for this, it's just the kind of cheap stunt that Bill Oddie would pull.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, PMQs are now being replaced by a family friendly jelly party with the kids. The House will be festooned with balloons and shagging gay chaps and chappesses along with their fornicating heterosexual brethern will be doing something scandalous. (Did you see the sleek way, I got out of insulting my gay following there), good, eh!

Sgt Pepperspray said...

It sure was a piece of webjournalistic wizardry DL, if there are any Gay followers who are offended then I suggest that they refrain from Brighton Beach. Parliaminster has become a den of debauchery and it is only a matter of time before Question Time on the telly resembles nothing more than a roman orgy funded by the licence payer. I might start watching it again but refuse to pay the licence fee for reasons unfathomable to myself.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, thanks for your praise. I have been told that I am indeed a Wordsmith who could compare favourably to the bard himself. That is Bard Gazza, BTW. Mind you he's been bard in plenty of places!