UPDATE: I'VE JUST NOTICED THE STEWARDESS'S FACE. WHAT'S THE BETTING, SOMEONE HAS STUCK THEIR HAND UP HER SKIRT!
The English Football Team have arrived back home from South Africa in disgrace, after only managing to finish in third place behind the qualifiers from the 'GROUP OF DEATH', Algeria and the United States.
England finished in third position after defeats from The United Stetes and Algeria and a 'boring' goal less draw with Slovenia saw them eliminated.
The Team had to suffer shouts at Heathrow airports from enraged fans like "Fuck off, you speccy tally bastard", "Rooney, you big eared twat", "Lampard, your cock's hanging out" and "Gerrard, you're a scouse fuckpig" Even seasoned Journos were surprised by the viciousness of the shouts. Team Manager, Fabio Crapello, explained to the fans, "you canna fuki off. Mi and mi Bambini, we make quattro milliones of your English Ponds per month, so who is monkeyfuks now"!
The new favourites to win the competition are the Dominican Republic, who humiliated holders Spain, 7-0 and are now 2/15 with William Hill.