Friday, 28 May 2010

TWO SHAGS PRESCOTT JOINS THE 'VERMIN WITH ERMIN'!


So, UBER-SOCIALIST, John, TWO SHAGS, (sorry Jags), Prescott, is to join the 'VERMIN WITH ERMIN', as he once described the HOUSE OF LORDS.

FUCK ME!  They're not long in tugging their forelocks when a PEERAGE comes calling.  Prescott would have you believe of course, that he really doesn't want it, but it's his wife, PAULINE, who's insisting on it.  Well, that's what you get for being a SHAGGER, John!  All your LABOUR PALS, who in reality, will be cringing with embarrassment, will come up with the SHITE about how it is great that a (WORKING!), MAN CAN RISE TO THE NOBILITY.  To them, I say, AYE, MY BIG FAT ARSE!

12 comments:

baroness Helen Liddle said...

I would like to wish my colleagues Jack McConnel and John Prescott all the best with their elevation to 'the other place'

Pension Rober Maxwell said...

Well done Lady Liddle. Well deserved

I give up said...

I see Mr Laws. The man charged with getting us out of our financial difficulties used £40K of our money to fund his gay lovers flat.
Is there no end to this thievery ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7780642/MPs-Expenses-Treasury-chief-David-Laws-his-secret-lover-and-a-40000-claim.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

Liddle, your noble Baroness. What did you do to get enobled apart from shagging Donald Dewar, for which to be fair they should have probably made you the Queen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Pensioner, well said. Just because your near namesake didn't get enobled, there is no need to be bitter.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Give uppers, 've got to be careful what I say, because I have quite a big gay following. His name's Cecil and he's nearly 6ft 5in. Is that bastard Laws an arse plunderer as well. Fuck me, there's more Gays in the commons than women or Afro-English. In fact if you took away, the Gays, the women, the coloureds and the Jews, there would be no fucker left. It's great the Tories are back in and you don't need to be PC any more!

CrazyDaisy said...

Ouch! Fat fucker has shown that he is totally
unprincipled! History will show him to be a big fat zero and a habitual liar.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, aye but he says he's only doing it for his wife. Ok then, enoble her and fuck him. The big hypocritical bag of fucking shite.

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