So, UBER-SOCIALIST, John, TWO SHAGS, (sorry Jags), Prescott, is to join the 'VERMIN WITH ERMIN', as he once described the HOUSE OF LORDS.
FUCK ME! They're not long in tugging their forelocks when a PEERAGE comes calling. Prescott would have you believe of course, that he really doesn't want it, but it's his wife, PAULINE, who's insisting on it. Well, that's what you get for being a SHAGGER, John! All your LABOUR PALS, who in reality, will be cringing with embarrassment, will come up with the SHITE about how it is great that a (WORKING!), MAN CAN RISE TO THE NOBILITY. To them, I say, AYE, MY BIG FAT ARSE!
