Thursday 20 May 2010

DO YOU KNOW THE PHANTOM SPEEDING BIKER?


Police are hunting a biker who has evaded a string of speeding fines by covering his number plate with his hand.
The motorbike rider has been caught on camera numerous times breaking speed limits on a Yamaha 125cc, but has so far avoided a fine on every occasion.  Police in Plymouth, Devon, believe the rider knows where all the speed cameras are and deliberately conceals his registration plate with his hand, (THE DEVIOUS BASTARD) and what is thought to be a learner drive plate whenever he speeds past them.

So far Devon police have only spent £161,000 in trying to hunt down the 'PHANTOM' as he is now being called.  A recent murder enquiry however, recently had to be scaled back, as the police did not have enough resources to investigate it.  "The Phantom must be caught" a police spokesman told Dark Lochnagar, "the cameras are there for a reason and we can't have people speeding and getting away with it".

9 comments:

CrazyDaisy said...

Hoofing! What a bouy!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, I wish I could do that with my car. Maybe, if I tied my wife to the back of it?

Tcheuchter said...

I'm thinking the polis are erm, ahem, upset, that a boy on a 125 can burn off their Volvos & Beemers.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tcheuchter, you should see his wee brother on his mountain bike!

banned said...

Plymouth has a no mercy policy when it comes to speed cameras, they are set at 33mph in a thirty zone and there are loads of them.

Good for him; I know where all the cameras are in my city (and the 4 or 5 placs where they set up mobile ones) and I expect that he does so in his.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Aye good for him. The Tories have pledged to get rid of the cameras and if they do it won't be before time. They cause more accidents than they save with people standing on their brakes.

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