Police are hunting a biker who has evaded a string of speeding fines by covering his number plate with his hand.
The motorbike rider has been caught on camera numerous times breaking speed limits on a Yamaha 125cc, but has so far avoided a fine on every occasion. Police in Plymouth, Devon, believe the rider knows where all the speed cameras are and deliberately conceals his registration plate with his hand, (THE DEVIOUS BASTARD) and what is thought to be a learner drive plate whenever he speeds past them.
So far Devon police have only spent £161,000 in trying to hunt down the 'PHANTOM' as he is now being called. A recent murder enquiry however, recently had to be scaled back, as the police did not have enough resources to investigate it. "The Phantom must be caught" a police spokesman told Dark Lochnagar, "the cameras are there for a reason and we can't have people speeding and getting away with it".
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A cat which became famous for catching the same bus every day for four years has been run over and killed - while crossing the road to catch its daily lift, (HE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED TO LICK HIS BALLS)!
Crafty Casper died in a hit and run accident as he tried to board the No3 service. He hopped on the bus around 10am every morning and sat on the back seat throughout its entire 11 mile route. The freeloading Feline would travel around his home city of Plymouth, Devon, for up to an hour before arriving back at the same stop. But after an estimated 20,000 miles on the bus Casper was killed crossing the road to catch his daily ride.
Och well, I suppose it's the way he would have wanted to go! Now Casper really is a FRIENDLY GHOST! Casper's owner have asked for a simple CATholic funeral. Previous owner CAT Stevens is flying in from CATalina Island with CAThay Pacific. He will be reading CATcher in the Rye in research for his new film the 'CATechism'. The time of the service is a well kept secret to keep Media interest to a minimum and no-one is letting the CAT out of the bag. (Enough, enough. Ed)!
