Monday, 18 January 2010

CASPER THE CAT IS DEAD! KILLED BY HIT AND RUN DRIVER-DAILY MAIL




Don't tell me you don't get all the important stories that you might have missed on this blog!  Headlined in the 'DAILY MAIL'.

A cat which became famous for catching the same bus every day for four years has been run over and killed - while crossing the road to catch its daily lift, (HE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED TO LICK HIS BALLS)!



Crafty Casper died in a hit and run accident as he tried to board the No3 service.  He hopped on the bus around 10am every morning and sat on the back seat throughout its entire 11 mile route.  The freeloading Feline would travel around his home city of Plymouth, Devon, for up to an hour before arriving back at the same stop.  But after an estimated 20,000 miles on the bus Casper was killed crossing the road to catch his daily ride.

Och well, I suppose it's the way he would have wanted to go!  Now Casper really is a FRIENDLY GHOST!  Casper's owner have asked for a simple CATholic funeral.  Previous owner CAT Stevens is flying in from CATalina Island with CAThay Pacific.  He will be reading CATcher in the Rye in research for his new film the 'CATechism'.  The time of the service is a well kept secret to keep Media interest to a minimum and no-one is letting the CAT out of the bag.  (Enough, enough. Ed)!

12 comments:

Lorenzo said...

Catastrophic

Dark Lochnagar said...

Lorenzo, I'm catatonic!

Alex Matache said...

I'm excited and me the story of Casper: (a pity he died! God forgive him! :((( I'm from Romania :X:X:X

HeadsonPoles said...

Poor bugger, was it harriet Harman?

JD Salinger said...

Thanks for the namecheck !

Dark Lochnagar said...

Alex, welcome to Scotland and my blog. You can use the widget at the top if you want to read it in Roamanian but I suppose you probably want to speak English.

Is that bastard Chauchescu still dead? I only ask because I know there is a tradition of Vampires in your country and we don't want the twat re-appearing.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, That lovely CATch. She was probably listening to a wee tune on her phone. Her driving's been a CATalogue of disasters recently. Casper wouldn't have had a CAT in hell chance.

Dark Lochnagar said...

J D No probs, I'm hoping it might CATapault you back on to the best seller list.

banned said...

Oh dear, I do hope Amusing Bunni doesn't come across this, she would need to have a lie down.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, as long as she doesn't piss herself and need a CATheter.

Shades Of Ansel said...

This is a catastrophe of cataclysmal proportions.This is the end.The catalogue.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, a CAThartic moment indeed. I think this comments section is now PUSSYtively closed.