Monday, 18 January 2010
CASPER THE CAT IS DEAD! KILLED BY HIT AND RUN DRIVER-DAILY MAIL
Don't tell me you don't get all the important stories that you might have missed on this blog! Headlined in the 'DAILY MAIL'.
A cat which became famous for catching the same bus every day for four years has been run over and killed - while crossing the road to catch its daily lift, (HE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED TO LICK HIS BALLS)!
Crafty Casper died in a hit and run accident as he tried to board the No3 service. He hopped on the bus around 10am every morning and sat on the back seat throughout its entire 11 mile route. The freeloading Feline would travel around his home city of Plymouth, Devon, for up to an hour before arriving back at the same stop. But after an estimated 20,000 miles on the bus Casper was killed crossing the road to catch his daily ride.
Och well, I suppose it's the way he would have wanted to go! Now Casper really is a FRIENDLY GHOST! Casper's owner have asked for a simple CATholic funeral. Previous owner CAT Stevens is flying in from CATalina Island with CAThay Pacific. He will be reading CATcher in the Rye in research for his new film the 'CATechism'. The time of the service is a well kept secret to keep Media interest to a minimum and no-one is letting the CAT out of the bag. (Enough, enough. Ed)!