Monday, 18 January 2010

U.N. SCIENCE REPORT ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE IN HIMALAYAS WAS SHITE!



Claims by the world's leading climate scientists that most of the Himalayan glaciers will vanish within 25 years were last night exposed as SHITE.

The alarmist warning appeared two years ago in a highly influential report by the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.  The report said that glaciers in the Himalaya were 'receding faster than in any other part of the world'.  But the experts behind the warning have now admitted their claim was not based on hard science - but a story that appeared in the "VIZ" magazine,  on a page about the 'TWO FAT SLAGS' in the late 1990s.

That story was itself based on a telephone conversation with an Indian scientist who, was a Curry chef in the evenings at the BOMBAY TAJ MAHAL, (open Tue-Sun 5-11.30p.m., closed Mon-Chicken Jalfraizi a speciality, Wednesday's buffet night-all you can eat 5 Rupees, tel.  Mumbai 235-9871),  has since admitted it was little more than speculation.  The revelation is a major blow to the credibility of the IPCC which was set up to provide political leaders with clear, independent advice on climate change and to predict Barbecue Summers and mild Winters.

As one, (that's me),  has said before, it's time we got this climate shite sorted out once and for all so that everyone on the planet knows what the score is.

11 comments:

scunnert said...

When you get it sorted give me a call.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, I've got a carry out ordered tonight at the local curry shop. I'll ask the delivery driver if he can shed any light on it. The guy in Mumbai is bound to be a cousin.

banned said...

Lord Monckton outed the glacier decline shite at his famous Minnesota speech and eleswhere.

Looks like the IPCC used the same technique as disgraced Blair when he copied an Isaeli students exam notes to come up with the famed Dodgey Dossier to excuse his illegal invasion of Iraq, the cunt.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, if ever there was a cunt, it's Blair. a gold plated one.

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Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, thanks. I don't do Twitter as it is beyond my meagre technical understanding, although I was considering looking at it. Maybe you can explain it to me if you have the time. Make a name up, it makes it easier for me to relate to you.

jalfraizi said...

Those Indians are a bit dodgy but I love chicken jalfraizi so fair dos to them. Gordon 'fuck' Ramsey was on Channel 4 tonight testing out the Indian food. Looked excellent.
I see they've done a special for the haiti charity. Chicken buryaunti with poppagones.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jalfraizi, Theyn tell me old Ramsay, (I played for Rangers, not), has had his face botoxed. Is it any better or does it still look like a four seasons Pizza?

jalfraizi said...

You could plant tatties in the furrows DL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jalfraizi, is that where the bastard is getting the King Edwards?