Thursday, 20 May 2010
GIRD YOUR LOINS, YOUNG MEN! THE HUN IS COMING AGAIN!
Shocked European ministers are preparing for emergency talks to shore up the euro after markets fell in reaction to panic measures in Germany.
Angela Merkel stunned EU capitals by warning that the euro was in danger and triggered fears of a fresh financial meltdown by announcing a ban on risky trading practices by speculators. The German Chancellor’s actions opened up new cracks in the single currency, drawing sharp criticism from France and prompting Brussels to issue an appeal for unity.
Mark my words, fellow BRITISH CITIZENS, this is the first step down the path to war with the HUN, one more time. They won't stand for being whipped twice and their evil Teutonic minds are plotting their revenge. UN, make sure they can't get their hands on any PLUTONIUM, because if they have any WMD, they'll use them unlike that fuckwit SADDAM. We shouldn't have let them re-unite. I said at the time it was a mistake. Divide and conquer should have been our watchword. The RUSSIAN BEAR was right!
LET'S NOT BE LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY ONE MORE TIME! ARM NOW, READY TO FACE THE HUN!