Thursday 20 May 2010

GIRD YOUR LOINS, YOUNG MEN! THE HUN IS COMING AGAIN!


Shocked European ministers are preparing for emergency talks to shore up the euro after markets fell in reaction to panic measures in Germany.
Angela Merkel stunned EU capitals by warning that the euro was in danger and triggered fears of a fresh financial meltdown by announcing a ban on risky trading practices by speculators. The German Chancellor’s actions opened up new cracks in the single currency, drawing sharp criticism from France and prompting Brussels to issue an appeal for unity.

Mark my words, fellow BRITISH CITIZENS, this is the first step down the path to war with the HUN, one more time.  They won't stand for being whipped twice and their evil Teutonic minds are plotting their revenge.  UN, make sure they can't get their hands on any PLUTONIUM, because if they have any WMD, they'll use them unlike that fuckwit SADDAM.  We shouldn't have let them re-unite.  I said at the time it was a mistake.  Divide and conquer should have been our watchword.  The RUSSIAN BEAR was right!
LET'S NOT BE LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY ONE MORE TIME!  ARM NOW, READY TO FACE THE HUN!

12 comments:

Conan the Librarian™ said...

I wouldn't trust a Rangers supporter with Plutonium either DL.

Or anywhere near my loins.

don't mention the war said...

The huns have banned short selling so are stuck with David Murray for a while yet.

Fausty found a vid about the hun running the worlds banks, the taliban, ted heath, harold wilson etc. Seems a tad far fetched...

http://faustiesblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/another-war-with-germany.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, I wouldnae trust Rangers with a decent player never mind plutonium!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mr Warboys, thanks for the link, but by the time it loaded, (too many widgets, a common mistake), I didn't have time to listen to the vid. I'll try tomorrow! :-)

don't mention the war said...

watch this vid aswell DL. The germans aren't all bad !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XObu4MTFKms&NR=1

don't mention the war said...

oops sorry she's dutch !

don't mention the war said...

Aye she's tasty. Couldn't find her CD in HMV today funnily enough . Have to do that itunes downlaod nonsense to get a copy of her music.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mr Warboys, you're not really wanting her music, you want to se the sex video she made 10 years ago when she still had her own boobs and what a pair they were too. I can let you have one for the very reasonable price of £500 to be paid in £20 notes. Shall I reserve you a copy? Oh, and she sings a wee song at th end.

don't mention the war said...

Ok but is it on betamax ? I've not got the hang of the new VHS palaver yet.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mr Warboys, it's on the old wankyvision system. Do you have it?

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