RIGHT THAT'S IT. THE GLOVES ARE OFF! FROM NOW ON, I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY WHAT I THINK!
Thursday, 20 May 2010
LONDON UNVEILS OLYMPIC MASCOTS!
The London Olympics have unveiled their 'EXCITING OLYMPIC MASCOTS', called 'ROADKILL' and 'BIGCOCK', which they hope will raise £20,000,000,000 in sponsorship. Don't all laugh at once!
FUCK ME! And I thought 'WORLD CUP WILLIE' was bad!
DL bearing in mind the likely roots of the "creatives" behind this and the free money they've had shuvvelled at them. These predictably bulging crotched cyclopian abominations look like they fucked and consummed the cheeldren that used to happily run around in that school playground. Coe and Co. will of course love it, and they do. They've never lived in the real world with the rest of us, free money makes you see anything required of you.
Banned, you and I are just not 'with it' anymore. I bet you had a 'world cup willie'? That was before of course Billy Connolly came down and educated the English as to what a 'willie' was.
INCOMING!!!! I note they are not saying how much money has been spent, but then when you have a budget running into £billions what difference does it make. More money being poured into the south east of England which will do fuck all for any of the rest of us , north of the Watford Gap. The next white Elephant will be the World Cup in 2018. More oil money being spent for fuck all and they'll still be pensioners freezing to death next winter becuase they can't afford to put on the heating in an energy rich country.
I am deeply humbled that Lord Coe has taken my image as his Olympic mascot. A one eyed crotchless piece of tat. The steel for these iconic images of my likeness will be made in India where I paid Tata to build a steel plant in the likeness of the old one at Teeside which I shut.
8 comments:
I saw this on the news just a wee while ago. Unbelievable. Metal they are I think. Will be great for breaking windows etc.
More like "mental they are I think" Subrosa.
Lord Seb Coe was quoted as saying that the mascots would be "fun", they are about as much fun as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
DL bearing in mind the likely roots of the "creatives" behind this and the free money they've had shuvvelled at them. These predictably bulging crotched cyclopian abominations look like they fucked and consummed the cheeldren that used to happily run around in that school playground. Coe and Co. will of course love it, and they do. They've never lived in the real world with the rest of us, free money makes you see anything required of you.
Rosie, maybe the real life size things are bottle openers. Very handy for an athletic life. Ah the Olympic Ideal is still alive!
Banned, you and I are just not 'with it' anymore. I bet you had a 'world cup willie'? That was before of course Billy Connolly came down and educated the English as to what a 'willie' was.
INCOMING!!!! I note they are not saying how much money has been spent, but then when you have a budget running into £billions what difference does it make. More money being poured into the south east of England which will do fuck all for any of the rest of us , north of the Watford Gap. The next white Elephant will be the World Cup in 2018. More oil money being spent for fuck all and they'll still be pensioners freezing to death next winter becuase they can't afford to put on the heating in an energy rich country.
I am deeply humbled that Lord Coe has taken my image as his Olympic mascot. A one eyed crotchless piece of tat.
The steel for these iconic images of my likeness will be made in India where I paid Tata to build a steel plant in the likeness of the old one at Teeside which I shut.
It must be the paralympics mascot as they don't have proper hands , only one eye, no feet, no ears, no nose no bollo.. (Ed : that's enough point made)
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