Wednesday, 19 May 2010


CLEGGY, (yes the twat in the photo, not that nice old guy off  the telly on that programme that's been on every Sunday Evening for 60 years just after 'Songs Of Praise'), wants us to send him examples of bad laws, passed, in particular by those Labour fuckwits in the last 13 years, that should be repealed.  I'm sure YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF IDEAS (!), BUT HERE ARE SOME TO GET YOU STARTED.
Speed cameras: It would be more honest if the police set up road blocks, randomly flagged down drivers and charged them a £60 protection fee to continue their journey unmolested.
The hunting ban: Country folk still cannot quite understand why they are prohibited from killing vermin in the quickest way possible,  which hunt down and brutally kill our cats, while Halal butchers are allowed to hang animals upside down and slit their throats. Very strange, but I suppose it's cause them black.
All health and safety regulations: Please, just let us injure ourselves. If I kill myself by doing something stupid then that is my fault, nobody else's.
Data protection: "Your call is being recorded for your own safety". No it isn't. It is being recorded because we are living under the lash of an overweening state stuffed with busybodies who need to be told to fuck off.
'Verbal abuse': If I want to tell the said person or machine to fuck off then that should be my right.
Supporting England: If I don't want to support England then I shouldn't have to.  Sometimes like in cricket against Pakistan I do, but say in football against Outer Mongolia, I don't.  And I don't expect you English, to support Scotland either, if you don't want to.

Any suggestions will be e-mailed to Cleggy with my compliments!


Don't Call Me Dave said...

Why not save time and introduce a bill to repeal all laws introduced since 1997?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable, that sounds good to me and BTW while we're at it, let's repeal all that shite from the EU or better still LET'S GO!

Dick Puddlecote said...

Not a repeal, but an amendment. The smoking ban. We are, after all, completely out of step with the rest of Europe in not allowing any provision for smokers.

Facebook group here. ;-)

banned said...
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banned said...

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II'm with Dick P on this, 25% of the adult population still smoke and we are still pissed off with having to stand outside in the rain to enjoy our legal habit, all we want are nominated smoking bars in those pubs tht want them and/or private smoking bars that non-smokers are not invited to.

Plenty of people get up to things in private clubs (Swinging, Ms. Whiplash, brutal sadomasachistic sex sort of stuff) that would be illegal in public yet what we do in public is illegal in a private place, how fucked up is that?

Anyway, I have PROOF that the anti-smoking malarchy was started by non other than Rolf 'didgereedoo' Harris, way back in 1960.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Big Dick, I wouldn't have a problem with that as long as I can go for a drink or a meal without stinking of smoke or have my chest tight with smoke as used to be the case. I speak as a ex-smoker who would undoubtedly take it up again with relish if I was told that I had 3 months to live. I saw your facebook campaign BTW and have joined it.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, aye if you want to kill yourself that is IMO your undenialable right. But please think about it. As you know I have a few problems with my heart and everytime I am in hospital in a cardiac ward, I can guarantee you that everyone else in there is a smoker.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned BTW, I think we should ban fucking Rolf Harris and sent the bastard back to the Antipodes with his digeredoo thingy stuck up his arse.