Wednesday, 19 May 2010
CLEGGY WANTS US TO SEND HIM STUPID LAWS THAT SHOULD BE REPEALED!
CLEGGY, (yes the twat in the photo, not that nice old guy off the telly on that programme that's been on every Sunday Evening for 60 years just after 'Songs Of Praise'), wants us to send him examples of bad laws, passed, in particular by those Labour fuckwits in the last 13 years, that should be repealed. I'm sure YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF IDEAS (!), BUT HERE ARE SOME TO GET YOU STARTED.
Speed cameras: It would be more honest if the police set up road blocks, randomly flagged down drivers and charged them a £60 protection fee to continue their journey unmolested.
The hunting ban: Country folk still cannot quite understand why they are prohibited from killing vermin in the quickest way possible, which hunt down and brutally kill our cats, while Halal butchers are allowed to hang animals upside down and slit their throats. Very strange, but I suppose it's cause them black.
All health and safety regulations: Please, just let us injure ourselves. If I kill myself by doing something stupid then that is my fault, nobody else's.
Data protection: "Your call is being recorded for your own safety". No it isn't. It is being recorded because we are living under the lash of an overweening state stuffed with busybodies who need to be told to fuck off.
'Verbal abuse': If I want to tell the said person or machine to fuck off then that should be my right.
Supporting England: If I don't want to support England then I shouldn't have to. Sometimes like in cricket against Pakistan I do, but say in football against Outer Mongolia, I don't. And I don't expect you English, to support Scotland either, if you don't want to.
Any suggestions will be e-mailed to Cleggy with my compliments!