At the height of their fame The Beatles enraged the Roman Catholic Church by famously declaring they were bigger than Jesus.
Their enthusiastic pursuit of the sex, drugs and rock and roll lifestyle also did little to convince the Vatican they were anything other than a thoroughly bad influence. But now in a move sanctioned by Pope Benedict XVI, the Catholic Church has offered the Fab Four its official seal of approval, forgiving them their various excesses and even lauding them as a “precious jewel”.
I would fucking think so, it's about time! I think with all the problems THE VATICAN have, with numbers as high as 20% of all PRIESTS BEING CHILD ABUSERS, A LITTLE HUMILITY WOULDN'T GO AMMISS! BTW, why do the CATHOLIC CHURCH always think they represent all CHRISTIANS. What about the millions of CHRISTIANS WHO ARE NOT CATHOLIC.
Now the Vatican has forgiven them, wait till you see the ANTI-SMOKING LOBBY going after PAUL for having a FAG IN HIS HAND!
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The Vatican. Yuch. Full of kiddy fiddlers.
Gary, Are you back from Thailand already. I suppose you won't be playing Glasgow again this Christmas. Shame you're a pervert, your music was OK.Fiddly kiddlers, yes the Vaticasn your man so to speak!
FTP etc etc ...
non PC joke warning...
What has napalm and Gary Glitter got in common ?
They can both strip a Vietnamese kid in 3 seconds.
Rab, this is not a FTP posting. It's about humility in the world's largest firm. A company that has more money than many large countries including us. Anyway my wife's a Tim and she sometimes reads this shite!
I can't recall if
Glitter was just a pervert or a bender as well but in 1971 at the tender age of 13 (thus a potential fiddlee), I and my fellows were on a school trip that involved an overnight stay near Brussels. We found and took over a cafe-bar that had a real old Wurlitzer jukebox mostly filled with Euro-pap but it did have "Gary Glitter, Rock & Roll Parts 1 & 2". Natch we kept it playing for the entire evening.
It had occured to me whether that awfull Belgian child rapist and killer Marc Dutroux might have been in that bar that evening and thus been set off in his evil European ways.
Banned, you might have been responsible for a mass murderer. How spooky is that!
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