Sunday, 11 April 2010

OLD CODGER GETS ASBO FOR SWEARING AT POLITICIANS ON T.V.

A former Royal Navy seaman has been given an Asbo – to stop him swearing at politicians when they appear on his TV or on the radio.
Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison waiting to be sentenced after admitting he had breached a previous Asbo by shouting and swearing loudly in his home in Stroud, Gloucestershire, and disturbing his neighbours last month.  He has promised to avoid General Election coverage!  ‘I am sorry, I have nothing against my neighbours at all,’ he told the court. ‘When I see Question Time sometimes I get angry but it’s not directed at anyone else, it’s at the TV.

FUCK ME!   It's a good job I get on with the guy next door or I would be getting an ASBO every week!  My favourite is shouting at DIANE ABBOT on 'This Week', to "shut the fuck up, it's not your turn to speak you arsehole" or screaming "MURPHY YOU ARE A FUCKING, LYING, CONIVING BASTARD OF THE FIRST DEGREE, YOU LABOUR ARSEHOLE BASTARD"!  Or words of that description!

18 comments:

I often get cross at the tv and wave my finger in disgust said...

I notice that even Brillo pad Andrew Neil has started telling Abbot to shut the fuck up. Portillo is far too polite to the hypocritical private school for her kids user.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fingers, they want to get her to fuck off that show. Sometimes you think it's the Diane fucking Abbot show! That Neil must be shagging her because he'e a nippy bastard on his daytime show.

The Young Oligarch said...

I had to stop watching BBC News 24 for exactly that reason , DL .

Sky News at least keeps my blood-pressure to non-life-threatening levels .

I've found the way to watch This Week is to record it and fast forward when that bint is on . It's much better that way .

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, but thatbtakes away the simple pleasure of shouting at the fucker. It also has the added bonus of bugging my wife, which can be useful on occassion!

RantinRab said...

Back in the day when Baywatch was on, I was so disgusted at the constant parade of bikini clad lovelies I would spend the whole programme shaking my fist at the television...

The Boggart said...

Dark Lochnagar posted below but in case you don't read I should have said I'm from down here in Manchester. Although parts round here resembling foreign climes but without the sunshine.
As for Flabbot all I can say is I have a new 16:10 ratio 24" widescreen LCD on the PC and she still fills it & I speak as no slim Jim myself.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, Particularly at that blond bint with the big tits. Oh sorry! They were all blonde bints with big tits. Mind you I see to recall quite a tasty brunette. Not that I was a great fan. I was more a Wonderwoman man myself. Lynda carter, now there was a good looking bird.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogeys, if you're a fat bastard you'll get on well with the rest of us fat bastards on here! No, I always check my comments, although I'm not saying I might miss one if the post has come off the page. It was when you said you cme from 'up here'. I thought you meant Elgin or some such place. Fuck! What a thought that is, Abbot taking up your entire screen, it would be as if she was about to give you a BJ. Disgusting. Unless she took her teeth out, of course.

old red eyes said...

Found a good tune for your weekend blog DL....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzeR1pJIZBA


Top tip : Muriel Rioja 2004 from the co op. £4.50 a bottle. You avoid any nasty SNP min price tax yet still enjoy 2 nice bottles for under a tenner.

boogie labourland said...

No scratch that.
here's the one ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c&feature=related

Dark Lochnagar said...

Red eyes, I'm still fond of a cheeky wee Rioja. What year is it?

RantinRab said...

It's 2010 ya dumb bastard!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boogie eyes through drinking too much Rioja, ya alchy bastard-Ah that's when music was music. The end of disco and then you got that smelly cunt Malcolm McLaren with his punk shite. Bring back Disco. Do you ever notice at a wedding what happens when you play some 70s music? It's all th teenagers and twenty year olds that rush up to the floor. Rythm and words you can hear, a ptotent combination.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, so that is the extent of your wine knowledge. Nae wonder they keep you in the fruit and veg department!

old red eyes said...

DL it was a 2004 . A fine wine but I don't feel very well today. Wonder if it should have been drunk in 2004 ?

Earth Wind and Fire always get folk up dancin at perties ;)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Redders, No it will have matured beautifully. But Rioja is fucking strong though. Aye pished folk dancing at parties to 70s stuff. Always worth a video or a photie!

banned said...

DL, I can live with your anti-smoking, ban-alcohol, pro-homo life choices on your own blog but speaking ill of the recently departed "...smelly cunt Malcolm McLaren" really is going a bit too far.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I am sorry if I have offended your sensibilities but I was never into punk. It took over from disco which ended in 1979 when I was 25 so I had had it throughout my late teens early twenties. MM lost it for me when he did ads for 'I Can't Believe it's not Fucking Butter'. Anyway who the fuck said I was anti-smoking and wanted to ban alcohol and I'm certainly not pro-homo as you fucking well know!