Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison waiting to be sentenced after admitting he had breached a previous Asbo by shouting and swearing loudly in his home in Stroud, Gloucestershire, and disturbing his neighbours last month. He has promised to avoid General Election coverage! ‘I am sorry, I have nothing against my neighbours at all,’ he told the court. ‘When I see Question Time sometimes I get angry but it’s not directed at anyone else, it’s at the TV.
FUCK ME! It's a good job I get on with the guy next door or I would be getting an ASBO every week! My favourite is shouting at DIANE ABBOT on 'This Week', to "shut the fuck up, it's not your turn to speak you arsehole" or screaming "MURPHY YOU ARE A FUCKING, LYING, CONIVING BASTARD OF THE FIRST DEGREE, YOU LABOUR ARSEHOLE BASTARD"! Or words of that description!
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I notice that even Brillo pad Andrew Neil has started telling Abbot to shut the fuck up. Portillo is far too polite to the hypocritical private school for her kids user.
I had to stop watching BBC News 24 for exactly that reason , DL .
Sky News at least keeps my blood-pressure to non-life-threatening levels .
I've found the way to watch This Week is to record it and fast forward when that bint is on . It's much better that way .
Oli, but thatbtakes away the simple pleasure of shouting at the fucker. It also has the added bonus of bugging my wife, which can be useful on occassion!
Back in the day when Baywatch was on, I was so disgusted at the constant parade of bikini clad lovelies I would spend the whole programme shaking my fist at the television...
Dark Lochnagar posted below but in case you don't read I should have said I'm from down here in Manchester. Although parts round here resembling foreign climes but without the sunshine.
As for Flabbot all I can say is I have a new 16:10 ratio 24" widescreen LCD on the PC and she still fills it & I speak as no slim Jim myself.
Rab, Particularly at that blond bint with the big tits. Oh sorry! They were all blonde bints with big tits. Mind you I see to recall quite a tasty brunette. Not that I was a great fan. I was more a Wonderwoman man myself. Lynda carter, now there was a good looking bird.
Found a good tune for your weekend blog DL....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzeR1pJIZBA
Top tip : Muriel Rioja 2004 from the co op. £4.50 a bottle. You avoid any nasty SNP min price tax yet still enjoy 2 nice bottles for under a tenner.
No scratch that.
here's the one ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLGa4X5H2c&feature=related
Red eyes, I'm still fond of a cheeky wee Rioja. What year is it?
Boogie eyes through drinking too much Rioja, ya alchy bastard-Ah that's when music was music. The end of disco and then you got that smelly cunt Malcolm McLaren with his punk shite. Bring back Disco. Do you ever notice at a wedding what happens when you play some 70s music? It's all th teenagers and twenty year olds that rush up to the floor. Rythm and words you can hear, a ptotent combination.
Rab, so that is the extent of your wine knowledge. Nae wonder they keep you in the fruit and veg department!
DL it was a 2004 . A fine wine but I don't feel very well today. Wonder if it should have been drunk in 2004 ?
Earth Wind and Fire always get folk up dancin at perties ;)
Redders, No it will have matured beautifully. But Rioja is fucking strong though. Aye pished folk dancing at parties to 70s stuff. Always worth a video or a photie!
DL, I can live with your anti-smoking, ban-alcohol, pro-homo life choices on your own blog but speaking ill of the recently departed "...smelly cunt Malcolm McLaren" really is going a bit too far.
Banned, I am sorry if I have offended your sensibilities but I was never into punk. It took over from disco which ended in 1979 when I was 25 so I had had it throughout my late teens early twenties. MM lost it for me when he did ads for 'I Can't Believe it's not Fucking Butter'. Anyway who the fuck said I was anti-smoking and wanted to ban alcohol and I'm certainly not pro-homo as you fucking well know!
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