Sunday, 11 April 2010

MUSLIMS TO BE ALLOWED TO THROW SHOES DURING PROTESTS!


SCOTLAND YARD has bowed to Islamic sensitivities and accepted that Muslims are entitled to throw shoes in ritual protest — which could have the unintended consequence of politicians or the police being hit.


News of the concession by the Metropolitan police has come to light amid a series of trials of more than 70 mostly Muslim demonstrators who were charged with violent disorder after last year’s Gaza protests outside the Israeli embassy in London.  Aquib Salim, 21, an IT student at Queen Mary, London University, who was involved in a shoe-throwing incident, is almost certain to avoid a prison sentence as a result.  “The court accepted that the earlier shoe-throwing incident was simply a ritual form of protest and therefore not a criminal act of violence,” Holt said.


Well, here in this part of SCOTLAND it is the custom to throw HAMMERS during protests at for instance, LABOUR POLITICIANS.  So I FUCKING BETTER NOT GET ARRESTED, when I bounce one of MR STANLEY'S FINEST HAMMERS off the considerably SWOLLEN HEAD of GORDON BROWN or even better, THAT BASTARD MURPHY!

10 comments:

The Boggart said...

Well whats good for the goose and all....I "traditionally" used to wear steel toecap fucking boots to work (Elf'n'safety) so can I go chucking them at the muzzies next time they are in front of the town hall moaning? Which is usually every fucking week up here.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogey, Welcome. I hadn't thought on the old steel toe cap jobbies, that would wake a few of the bastards up. Elf N' Safety, my favourite cause. Why can no fucker take responsibility for their own actions. We should have seen it coming with no win. no fee lawers. The blood-sucking bastards. When you say up here, where do you mean?

keen ice skater said...

I've got an old pair of ice skates that I was thinking of throwing out. Maybe hang on to them now until after the election. Might get a visit from a NuLab drone.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Skater, you could maybe do one of those triple polka jobs or whatever they're called across their foreheads.

Neil Lennon said...

I've got 11 pairs of footie boots that are not getting used. Think I'll throw them at that John Reid or Spud Murphy if they ever show their ugly faces at my feckin door.

The Boggart said...

Sorry Dark Lochnagar, I should have said down here I'm in Manchester you see.
Although some parts are resembling warmer climates around here.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Neil, keep them for that fucker Murphy. Reid's ugly enough as it is. He's matches for Prescott. The female one that is.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bogeys, caught you up above. If you don't get some of the Scottish lingo on this site, don't be afraid to ask, you're not the only one!

banned said...

Did they do 'shoes' in Mohameds time? Or is this just yet anoher phoney 'tradition' like women wearing potato sacks and shooting people?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, well I don't think they walked about on barefeet for fuck's sake. Even Jesus had sandals!