Saturday, 10 April 2010

CLAIRE SHORT SHOULD BE HUNG AS WELL AS THE PARLIAMENT!


A hung Parliament would be "terribly good" for the country, former Cabinet minister Clare Short has insisted.
A hung Parliament would help to "bring some power back" to the House of Commons chamber and make the Government less "arrogant", claimed Ms Short.

They want to hang her, the ARROGANT BASTARD.  This is the FUCKING ARSEHOLE, THE BLAIR BABE, who didn't resign when ROBIN COOK, a man of honour, made his stand against the IRAQ WAR.  She couldn't handle a ministry and was quickly sidelined by BLAIR after licking his SCRAWNY ARSEHOLE FOR YEARS.  She is pictured with her TRADEMARK SCARF which hides her VULTURE LIKE NECK.  Someone should strangle her with it.  Who gives a FUCK WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!  Anyway why are these NULABOUR BASTARDS SO UGLY?

8 comments:

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL

Surely you don't include Caroline Flint in the list of Labour's ugly bastards? I'd lend her one any day of the week!

Stuart McLennan said...

Dianne Abbot is a fuckin ride. I wish they would bring back slavery. I'd fuckin buy it and pump it.

TractorStats said...

Its a bit like miserable people looking - er miserable, Labour thick twat loonies - errrr, look fucking ugly cos they never do anything cheerful to to learn how to smile and their festering minds leech puss into their faces.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, yes but it is rumoured Caroline has a squinty Fanny. The only point of entry is ovr her leg which means that her lover must have a 12" willy. I used toi have one that size, but I didn't use it as a rule!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stuarty, I you could pump it if you could ever get the bastard to stop talking. My neighbour thinks I've lost it because I keep shouting "shut the fuck up, It's not your turn to talk" when 'This Week' is on.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tractors, I wish I was bent. I could therefore answer myself the question, 'who is the uglier', her or John Prescott. Sorry I meant 'gay'. I don't want to upset my new gay readership. Mind you, I have one bastard always rates my post as 'pish' every time I do a story about gays and if I get my hands on him I'll ring his fucking neck. There I've said it! That's me in the shit now, if you take my meaning.

Barking Spider said...

There isn't enough beer in the world to make those old trouts good looking, DL..... except maybe Caroline Flint..... I think I could cope with her squinty fanny..... I'd just shag her up the arse..... unless, of course, she has a squinty arse as well!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, you wouldn't get it up her arse either, she's a tight arse. She has such a problem that she has to wear a colostomy bag. That's why you don't see anyone sitting near her in the house, as there is always that faint whiff of shite.