A former Royal Navy seaman has been given an Asbo – to stop him swearing at politicians when they appear on his TV or on the radio.
Martin Solomon, 64, has already spent the past two weeks in prison waiting to be sentenced after admitting he had breached a previous Asbo by shouting and swearing loudly in his home in Stroud, Gloucestershire, and disturbing his neighbours last month. He has promised to avoid General Election coverage! ‘I am sorry, I have nothing against my neighbours at all,’ he told the court. ‘When I see Question Time sometimes I get angry but it’s not directed at anyone else, it’s at the TV.
FUCK ME! It's a good job I get on with the guy next door or I would be getting an ASBO every week! My favourite is shouting at DIANE ABBOT on 'This Week', to "shut the fuck up, it's not your turn to speak you arsehole" or screaming "MURPHY YOU ARE A FUCKING, LYING, CONIVING BASTARD OF THE FIRST DEGREE, YOU LABOUR ARSEHOLE BASTARD"! Or words of that description!
An annual cheese rolling race that attracts thousands of spectators has been cancelled due to health and safety fears.
This year's event, scheduled for May 31st, will not take place because of police and local council concerns about overcrowding on Cooper's Hill, near Gloucester, organisers announced. "We have had to cancel on the advice of the police and local authorities this year because of the issues of health and safety and other aspects," said Richard Jefferfies of the organising committee. Following a 200 year old tradition, competitors run down the treacherous 1:2 gradient hillside in pursuit of bouncing 7lb Double Gloucester cheeses. Injuries are common and the sheer volume of spectators jams roads, prompting complaints from locals.
What a land we live in when a man can't chase a fucking cheese down a hill because some COUNCIL JOBSWORTH tells him it's dangerous. Stick the cheese up his COUNCIL ARSE! OR IS THERE NO ROOM IN THERE BECAUSE HE'S GOT A TOWN HALL UP IT ALREADY!
