Gordon Brown admitted this afternoon at the Chilcot Enquiry that he cut the HELICOPTER BUDGET from £3 billion to £1.6 billion.
Asked by the Chairman why he had done this and what he had spent the money on, Brown replied, "well you see we needed money to help Lesbians and Gays, some Asylum seekers didn't have very nice houses and they had been used to a front and back garden in their own countries. We also spent some of the money training people like Traffic Wardens and Council Officials to be annoying bastards. We needed some of it for Trident, a weapon we can't fire unless the Americans give us permission and anyway we've got to buy the spare parts from them. We needed of course CCTVs and Speed Cameras, so we could see what everyone was doing and finally I had to spend £300 million on 10 Downing Street when I moved in to make sure it was splendid enough for me, a very important person".
At that Mr Brown flung a Laptop at the Chairman and stormed out of the building.
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He told the inquiry that money was provided for equipment “as soon as it was asked for”. He later said that it was provided for within 6 months. If you are going to lie, at least try and remember what you said half an hour ago. He has blood on his hands, the useless cunt (yes I know that most cunts do serve some useful purpose).
Fred the trouble with being a liar is that you always catch yourself out, unless of course you are a clever cunt which Brown isn't.
I see Incoming's on form tonight DL. :)
Your comments may not be far from the truth. Brown's being slated by the military top brass in the newspapers for lying. I hope they go for the jugular and don't let up.
INCOMING 2 !!!!! Sorry just noticed that comment was from you. Yes, don't mince your words, just say what you think!
Rosie, what do you mean far from the truth? I said it before the Generals. Actually I said it before Brown. That's how on the ball this blog is!
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