Friday, 5 March 2010

BROWN - I CUT BACK THE MONEY FOR HELICOPTERS


Gordon Brown admitted this afternoon at the Chilcot Enquiry that he cut the HELICOPTER BUDGET from £3 billion to £1.6 billion.

Asked by the Chairman why he had done this and what he had spent the money on, Brown replied, "well you see we needed money to help Lesbians and Gays, some Asylum seekers didn't have very nice houses and they had been used to a front and back garden in their own countries.  We also spent some of the money training people like Traffic Wardens and Council Officials to be annoying bastards.  We needed some of it for Trident, a weapon we can't fire unless the Americans give us permission and anyway we've got to buy the spare parts from them.  We needed of course CCTVs and Speed Cameras, so we could see what everyone was doing and finally I had to spend £300 million on 10 Downing Street when I moved in to make sure it was splendid enough for me, a very important person".

At that Mr Brown flung a Laptop at the Chairman and stormed out of the building.

10 comments:

Don't Call Me Dave said...

He told the inquiry that money was provided for equipment “as soon as it was asked for”. He later said that it was provided for within 6 months. If you are going to lie, at least try and remember what you said half an hour ago. He has blood on his hands, the useless cunt (yes I know that most cunts do serve some useful purpose).

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fred the trouble with being a liar is that you always catch yourself out, unless of course you are a clever cunt which Brown isn't.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

I think the lesbian transgender inclusivist derigiste PFIsnorting collusional secretive sychobitch diversitymunging warmongering fauxfiatalchemist coward made it well known that you did not "ask" for anything or else you were off to Siberia.

He's a fucking traitor.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

I can be a tad hyperchritical but upon reflection I think I let the donkey fucking bottom off easy this time.

subrosa said...

I see Incoming's on form tonight DL. :)

Your comments may not be far from the truth. Brown's being slated by the military top brass in the newspapers for lying. I hope they go for the jugular and don't let up.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! Are you pished. For fuck's sake leave a space between words.

p.s. A comma or two wouldn't be amiss either!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING 2 !!!!! Sorry just noticed that comment was from you. Yes, don't mince your words, just say what you think!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, what do you mean far from the truth? I said it before the Generals. Actually I said it before Brown. That's how on the ball this blog is!

banned said...

Brown was cunted for Helicopter Denial fucking months ago, he lied then too.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, he's a perpetual liar. Along with his whole gang they must be the most invidious dangerous Government in history. They make Major's lot seem like a boy scouts' outing.