Friday, 5 March 2010
BOTCHED BOOB JOBS LEAVES WOMAN WITH 4 TITS-ONE TOO MANY!
A woman is suing her plastic surgeon for £3million claiming a botched boob job left her with 'four breasts'.
Mother-of-two Maria Alaimo wanted a pair of 36C cups for her 40th birthday but ended up with 'double-bubble' deformities, a court heard. Mrs Alaimo, now 47, was said to be so embarrassed by the lumps and scars that she never allowed her husband Dominic to see her naked again.
No wonder they got divorced. Four boobs is one too many. All you need is three. One for each hand and one for "kissing".