There was a shock tonight in the ICE ARENA at the Vancouver Olympics when top Canadian skater, Marylee O'Connor, took to the ice for her routine not wearing a pair of panties, which she had left in the changing room.
Miss O'Connor did not realise she was not wearing her knickers until she went into her first TRIPLE SOLSKA, when the waft of wind round her ARSE alerted her to the fact. She however managed to complete her routine, earning A WORLD RECORD POINT SCORE for artistic impression.
Unfortunately the Ice Dancing had to be discontinued after her performance as two of the elderly male judges had to be rushed to hospital with suspected heart problems.
One Old Timer and big Ice Dancing Fan, DAN FOGERTY, told our reporter, "you don't usually see the CANADIAN BEAVER until mid march, but I suppose with all the mild weather we've been experiencing...."!
6 comments:
Canadian women don't feel the cold and enjoy some ventilation. Makes them feel fresh and wholesome.
Kilmarnock women wear knickers to keep their ankles warm.
Scunnert, Fuck Me! With the weather they have in Canada if you wanted an unexpected outdoor 'quicky' you'd have to chip away the ice at the entrance which kind of ruins the idea of a 'quicky'!
Rab, is that before or after they drop their chips?
Is there a slow-mo video available? I've always wanted to know what Ice-skaters eat before they dance around their rings.
Ansel, you're going too far now! ;-)
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