Monday, 22 February 2010


The Pope has spoken out over the use of full body scanners at airports, insisting that human dignity must be preserved.  He has said that it is immoral to show your MALE GENITALIA to anyone apart from your wife and the Priest.
The equipment has caused controversy because it makes those who pass through it appear naked. This came only days after MUSLIMS were also banned from using the scanners.

Good. Soon it will be only us Scots Proddies that are allowed on planes because we don't mind having our WEDDING TACKLE visible for all and sundry.   However, expect a ruling from the MODERATOR OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE CHURCH OF SCOTLAND, any day now.


RantinRab said...

No, no Pope of Rome,
No chapels to sadden my eyes

etc etc.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Roberto, are you talking in ancient rhymes?

Amusing Bunni said...

Of course your priest would wanna see your junk,
they're all pervs and pedo's!
What a creep.

Barking Spider said...

So - with one fell swoop, they have stopped Muslims from travelling - no more bombs on planes, then, unless they get on board the same way as the Lockerbie bomb - via the dodgy ground staff.
Now it's the Catholics - Labour will have everything just the way they want it and nobody will be flying at all - except for the ruling elite, of course. ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bunni, I remember being in Rome Airport and seeing all the nuns and priests flying club class while us peasants were flying tourist class. I wonder what would happen if they put in scanners and the Catholic clergy were asked to go through it. Do you think they'd get away with it?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, well you wouldn't want to be in a plane with Brown with him throwing stuff about. Fuck me! What if he didn't like his dinner. You could get a beef sausage in your ear'ole!

banned said...

They still haven't got over the problem of the scanner operators having "possessed" indecent images which, even if deleted immediatly, will still remain on the hard drive as evidence of nonceness.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, They tell me there's a queue of guys at Job Centres looking for a job operating the machinery!