Islamic scholars have forbidden Muslim travellers from passing through full body scans at airports because they violate religious rules on nudity.It is also a clear violation of my law, that if I get on a plane some religious fuckwit isn't going to blow it up! FUCK ME! If it wasn't for them in the first place, we wouldn't need scanners. OK Here's the agreement. You stop blowing up planes and we'll stop looking at your wife's THREEPENNY BITS!
Of course there is the other option, no scanner, you just don't get on.
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It's a double bluff. The scanners aren't meant to check passengers before they get on the plane. They're designed to get a fatwa issued so that muslims can't get scanned and so muslims can't fly. The result is even better !
Only drawback of course is that their stuck in our country rather than Pakistan.
Salman, I've got a solution. We teach the fuckers to water ski and then we tow them out behind an empty oil tanker that's on its way to the middle east to re-fuel!
Or maybe have the scanners to get into the country ? A play on the Hotel California song.
You can leave anytime you like but you can never come back.
The scans would be handy for a dating site though. Better than what they have at present anyway...
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Sturgeon, That's a cracker. I'm going to post it at 5 with your permission.
DL no probs. I 'borrowed' it from muffled's site
http://muffledvociferation.blogspot.com/
The erosion of liberty in the West is largely in reaction to Islamic threats to our liberty and security. That Islam is a political force in the West was a political calculation made by Western political elites for reasons undeclared but fairly obvious.
Oops the Gorgon has come a cropper again.
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Scunnert, Yes I was aware of the whole terrorism thing and the NWO but lighten up a wee bit it's Saturday night!
Cursers, that's a cracker, I can almost smell the shite from here. GOT's good at his photoshop, it must take ages.
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