Islamic scholars have forbidden Muslim travellers from passing through full body scans at airports because they violate religious rules on nudity.The Fiqh Council of North America issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, yesterday warning Muslims not to go through the scanners. ‘It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women,’ read the order.
It is also a clear violation of my law, that if I get on a plane some religious fuckwit isn't going to blow it up! FUCK ME! If it wasn't for them in the first place, we wouldn't need scanners. OK Here's the agreement. You stop blowing up planes and we'll stop looking at your wife's THREEPENNY BITS!
Of course there is the other option, no scanner, you just don't get on.