Saturday, 13 February 2010

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18 comments:

Bugger said...

Steady there now, someone will be referring you to Tory Central with a view to you being prosecuted!

Sheik hooky said...

Since I'm allowed four I'll just have a mix please. Orange , white etc. All with a gsoh would be essential aswell.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, they can sue away, I'm skint!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik hooky, your emimereship, thank you for humbling us with your great presence oh mighty one. May your next shite be flyless. Oh great one, I have selected 3 of the finest women that money can buy, (It will be cash won't it) and I will send them over for your perusual as soon as you send your private plane and the deposit, (in $ american please).

Barking Spider said...

"May your next shite be flyless"

Jesus, DL, every time I read your comments, the keyboard gets more of my drink than I do!

Funny as fuck, mate. ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, you know how it is. When you get a visitor from a foreign land particularly a Sheik, you have to make them feel welcome. That is an old Arab greeting like may you belly button be fluffless or may your wife's fanny be free of crabs.

Sheik Hooky ( aka Abu Hamza) said...

Greetings DL. May your wife be free of the pox and pestilence.
Unfortunately I'm in one of your kuffar gaols and won't manage to meet my wives for a few years ( might be sent to the great satanic country next year is there a similar US site).
Could you reveal an ankle or two to help in my choice of wives ? Do you know if the green one supports Celtic ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik Hooky, greetings oh great one. Your brother Sheik mashammy also sends his salutations. How was your shite oh great one, was it indeed free of flies?

Unfortunately I am unable to reveal ankles but I am about to download 'Windows 7' which I am told has a 'smellyvision' facility which should enable you to sniff their fannies for your delectation. Yes the green one is of the Muslim Tim variety and is a great favourite with the mighty John Reid.

When you are at Gitmo next year you will be able to go onto the great black Sheik Obama's site where your greatness will be able to purvey many dusky maidens with pubic hair like 'Brillo Pads' which might scratch the great one's bollox but won't be as dangerous as your black cellmate, 'shagashake'.

sheik Hooky said...

Greetings Dark one. My ablutions are left to my gay kuffar helper who toils amongst my turds for £6 an hour to keep me clean. I'll ask him about the flies.
Smellyvision sounds good. It's a bit of a pig in a poke ( as you unbelievers say) purchasing a bride in a burqua. Sadly allah ( pbuh) may have been cruel and gave her a face like a painters radio or she may have been cocked more often than John Waynes shotgun so I must be caredful who gets to marry me. My prospects are good and I would make a fine husband.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik, indeed you would. None finer in my humble kaffir opinion. I would not even think of offending your Eminence's sensibilities by offering you a pig, whether you want to poke it or leave it for your turd burier. In the name of all that is Allah, I can assure your greatness that the women I selct for you will be so tight you will be able to open beer bottles with her fanny. We have even fitted her with a colostomy bag since the age of seven in case the friction from her piss engorges her tunnel of love. The last two years have been hard for her but then she has been chosen for greatness!

sheik hooky said...

Ok I will place my trust in your dating company. I tried match.com and they sent me someone who had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ah your holiness, just send me the money, (same account as I told you about when you were working with those Nigerian chaps, what happened to them?) and you will have a maiden with a fanny like a piece of Gorgonzola. By that I don't mean crumbly and smelly, no oh great one, small holed for the delight of your eminence's pricky.

sheik hooky with a woody said...

That sounds fair. I wish all kuffars were as fair as you and not like those cheating scammers from Nigerialand. I dumped them like a filthy bacon butty.Pease send me your bank account details and I will deposit the money directly into your account. Or if you are an online banker then give me your log in details so I can transfer the monies straight away.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Your hookiness is obviously a man of much business. I will e-mail you my account details and you can send me the money, $500,000 I think we agreed, oh and that's each but of course I could do you a good deal on a harem size requirement. Please be very careful when you access my account some of those niggerians tried to get all my money out. It's a good job I didn't give them my password, Godisgreat178.

sheik hooky said...

Good man. Just four ladies is fine though. Allah (pbuh) permits only four wives. Unless I kill the kuffar and then I get 72 susan boyles for my martyrdom bravery. I'll log into your online banking and put in the monies. Don't panic if your accounts are difficult to access for the next couple of days. I'm going to tidy them all up for you at no charge. Sharia banking doesn't allow me to charge you for these services.

massalama

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik Hooky, your highness does me a great indulgence by tidying up my accounts. Just for that I'm going to give you the last one free. She's a bit of a MINGER oh great one but you can probably get her job in kitchen sucking knob of dishwasher. This post will disappear from page with next post, your highness so keep me updated on progress of my monies on current post, Murphy one is good.

Marsala

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