Saturday 13 February 2010

NEW TALIBAN DATING SITE!

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Steady there now, someone will be referring you to Tory Central with a view to you being prosecuted!

Sheik hooky said...

Since I'm allowed four I'll just have a mix please. Orange , white etc. All with a gsoh would be essential aswell.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, they can sue away, I'm skint!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik hooky, your emimereship, thank you for humbling us with your great presence oh mighty one. May your next shite be flyless. Oh great one, I have selected 3 of the finest women that money can buy, (It will be cash won't it) and I will send them over for your perusual as soon as you send your private plane and the deposit, (in $ american please).

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, you know how it is. When you get a visitor from a foreign land particularly a Sheik, you have to make them feel welcome. That is an old Arab greeting like may you belly button be fluffless or may your wife's fanny be free of crabs.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik Hooky, greetings oh great one. Your brother Sheik mashammy also sends his salutations. How was your shite oh great one, was it indeed free of flies?

Unfortunately I am unable to reveal ankles but I am about to download 'Windows 7' which I am told has a 'smellyvision' facility which should enable you to sniff their fannies for your delectation. Yes the green one is of the Muslim Tim variety and is a great favourite with the mighty John Reid.

When you are at Gitmo next year you will be able to go onto the great black Sheik Obama's site where your greatness will be able to purvey many dusky maidens with pubic hair like 'Brillo Pads' which might scratch the great one's bollox but won't be as dangerous as your black cellmate, 'shagashake'.

sheik hooky said...

Ok I will place my trust in your dating company. I tried match.com and they sent me someone who had a fanny like a badly packed kebab.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ah your holiness, just send me the money, (same account as I told you about when you were working with those Nigerian chaps, what happened to them?) and you will have a maiden with a fanny like a piece of Gorgonzola. By that I don't mean crumbly and smelly, no oh great one, small holed for the delight of your eminence's pricky.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sheik Hooky, your highness does me a great indulgence by tidying up my accounts. Just for that I'm going to give you the last one free. She's a bit of a MINGER oh great one but you can probably get her job in kitchen sucking knob of dishwasher. This post will disappear from page with next post, your highness so keep me updated on progress of my monies on current post, Murphy one is good.

Marsala

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