Saturday, 20 February 2010
MAYOR CHARGED WITH 'FAG BRANDISHING' WITHIN A METRE OF OFFICIALS!
Fenland District Council in Cambridgeshire is investigating four allegations against John West, the Mayor of March, including that he "brandished a cigarette 30 centimetres from the face of two officers on two separate occasions".
He said the only incident to which he could imagine that the allegations referred was one Saturday morning last autumn when he helped council officers clear weeds from outside March station, during which he smoked. He commented: "I do realise that as a smoker I'm the biggest pariah out there, but I don't think it's illegal to smoke outside – yet.
QUITE RIGHT TOO. FOR FUCK'S SAKE FENLAND D.C., GET A LIFE! John West's tinned salmon is delicious.