Saturday, 20 February 2010

SHOCK NEWS FROM VANCOUVER-ORGANISERS FIND SKATER WHO ISN'T GAY!


Organisers at the VANCOUVER OLYMPICS were shocked yesterday when American skater, JOHNNY WEIR, (pictured),  insisted that he was the only male skater at the Olympics who WASN'T GAY.

He was merely said to be 'EXPLORING HIS FEMININE SIDE'.

6 comments:

subrosa said...

He's a braw skater though. Who cares about his sexuality? I'm sick to death of sexuality being used.

Oh, by the way, did I tell you I'm a hetrosexual wifey? Can I get credit for that or will folk make allowances for me when I feel tired? :)

GOLD for Team UK ( not the same as UK Team ?) said...

I see we won an Olympic gold.
It's the first time we've won an Olympic gold medal in a sport I've never heard of by a person I've never heard of.Is this a world record ? Or am I just out of touch with things ?
Those women snowboarders are rides but.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Good morning, rosie. Who rattled you cage this morning. Have you got a hangover or have you fallen out with he who obeys you? :-)

This skater is a woose as they mostly all are. For God's sake look at the state of the man! It's probably a man thing, I don't think women understand.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Yes, Golders. That's what we want, more feminine women on tea-trays. Never mind these fannies at the skating. The olympic ideal was built on strength, speed and endurance not some touche prancing about on skates kidding on he's a woman.

gordons buttplug said...

I suspect he's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard in a Kilmarnock gay bar.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Butters, A Kilmarnock Gay Bar? They're all GAY BARS! Killy Bastards.