Thursday, 31 December 2009

NEW WORLD CUP BLOW FOR ENGLAND-SPECIAL REPORT!


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In a shock move all Muslim English men have been banned from supporting the ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM at the WORLD CUP in S. AFRICA, next year.

In a shock statement, AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI said " me and the lads, don't think English Muslim men should be supporting England next year.  It would be better if they choose a nice Muslim team like Somalia or Pakistan, alright mate!  Me and the clerics are going to have a JIHAD man, against any England supporters we might meet at the games.  And BTW that big Crouchie, nice lad, but a bit of a FANNY, know what I means?

14 comments:

Edgar said...

'Down with the England'?
I think I'd be OK with 'Down with AN England', or maybe 'Down with SOME Englands, but not others.'

But, 'Down with THE England'? That sounds a little racist to me.

banned said...

Well spotted Edgar.
If I were you DL I'd be wondering why the fuck they don't care what Scotland thinks on the issues, never mind the Welsh or Northern Irish. They are as bad as the Americans, equating The England with the whole country.

Quiet_Man said...

You mean Scotland didn't qualify for the World Cup?....................again? ;-)

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Don't be slagging off Scotland, you cunts!

We are the elephant polo world champions.

We just don't go on and fucking on about it! ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Edgar your right, well spotted. I mwon't have any racism on this site but you know what those Muslim bastards are blike.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, We have been sidelined since 1707 and that is why the Scots want independence. It kills me when I hear English people complaining the the EU is too big and England is ignored. Welcome to the world of being the subservient nation! DOH! Any way in this case we are quite happy to be ignored. But if it said Britain we would take our place beside our English friends in defiance of the Muslim hordes. Fuck me, I'm talking some shite this morning!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Quiet_man, you are correct. Once again a world cup will be dereft of the Sconny Botland. What a shame, just pity us having to listen to 1966 over and fucking over again, despite the nfact England played all their games at the one venue, (only time ever) and there was a bent linesman in the final. However the name of England does appear in the record books and up here in Scotland we will be cheering you on to another famous victory in the land of the Elephant. Hurrah! Hurrah!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, Aye and that's in a country without Elephants. How good is that?

HeadsonPoles said...

Methinks they're frightened of the Barmy Army considering the pasting we gave the South Africaaaaaaans yesterday.
Or maybe that we'll just drink them dry....

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, I like you, I've always liked you, but Englishmen drinking anyone dry, fuck off!

HeadsonPoles said...

DL - er us drinking the Muzzies dry?
Oh never mind - take some more water with it next time :)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson. Well, I suppose you could drink them dry, but so could an Arab's armpit. No, No, I was talking about double 35ml measures and a beer chaser. Now that's what I call a decent drink!

Down in the Smoke said...

Drink? That's for nancies. I'll puff you under the table anytime.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Nancy Boy, you're not poofing me under the table, you shirt lifting fucker. Someone tried that once in Thailand and he got a kick in the nuts and he was dressed as a woman!