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In a shock move all Muslim English men have been banned from supporting the ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM at the WORLD CUP in S. AFRICA, next year.
In a shock statement, AYATOLLAH ALI KHAMENEI said " me and the lads, don't think English Muslim men should be supporting England next year. It would be better if they choose a nice Muslim team like Somalia or Pakistan, alright mate! Me and the clerics are going to have a JIHAD man, against any England supporters we might meet at the games. And BTW that big Crouchie, nice lad, but a bit of a FANNY, know what I means?