Monday, 16 November 2009

MAN BUTCHERED, EATEN AND THE REMAINS SOLD TO A KEBAB STALL!



Russian police have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing and eating a 25-year-old and selling parts of his body to a kebab and pie kiosk. The alarm was raised when bits of a corpse were found near a bus stop on the outskirts of Perm, about 720 miles east of Moscow.

A statement on the Perm police website said the three alleged cannibals had previous criminal records.  The statement said they were detained on suspicion of stabbing a man to death and then chopping him up for food.

It went on: "After carrying out the crime, the corpse was divided up.  "Part was eaten and part was also sold to a kiosk selling kebabs and pies."

The three suspects are due to appear in court on Monday.

FUCKING HELL, it makes the term WHO ATE ALL THE PIES more poignant!

MAKE MINE A DEEP FRIED MARS BAR!

6 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL reminds me of a fantastic film featuring the great Lee Marvin called Prime Cut. You'd never eat another banger again if you beleived any part of it. The white slaving bit though I can buy. Pass me another quadruple Irish sausage bapp with fruity sauce please.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! You wouldn't want a black pudding supper for fuck's sake. Imagine biting into a deep fried and battered bellend. EUGH!

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Whaohhh DL. You are correct. If I remember correctly sausages are mostly ears, noses and assholes. Hold the order for the quadruple Irish sausage bapp with fruity sauce. And no I do not want a Ginsters Bellend Pastie! I'll take a three quarter pounder with cheese, large fies to go. That should be free of unnaturally reconstituted supsects' body parts.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!!! Sorry is that large fries or FLIES you meant? Methinks a Freudian slip.

banned said...

They probably got the idea from watching young Dmitri perform in his English Public Schools production of Sweeny Todd.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, you could very well be right. lol. Mind you we tend to think that the Ruskies are as affluent as we are, but I suppose in the rural parts they are still peasants in particular the tramps!