A student and his Ho' are furious after being called a 'black couple' on their receipt by staff at a pub.
They ordered at the bar, without a table number, before going upstairs to find a seat.
When they went to pay for the meal the comment 'upstairs blk couple' was printed on the bill.
Manager Beejabers O'Flarrety invited the couple back to the pub to prove its 'great intentions' and to tell them to come on, come on, ye pair of feckers.!
He offered them a complimentary bottle of house Champagne - the £29.95 Lancombe Label Noir(none of your shite) - and a Creole sharing platter with extra hominy grits and black eyed peas worth £11.25.
But Mr Chicken George, from Harlem, New York, said: 'Champagne and a platter isn't compensation. I want a dinner suit like the head waiter had.
'The area manager has phoned to apologise but the waitress told us to fuck off.'
FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET A LIFE! If I had been in a restaurant in Barbados and I was called white, it wouldn't bother me or 99% of other white people.