Tuesday, 3 November 2009

GREAT GRAVE ROBBER ABDELBASET ALI AL-MEGRAHI FIT ENOUGH TO WATCH ARSENAL GAME!

Great Grave Robber Abdelbaset Ali Al-Megrahi was freed from prison in August on compassionate grounds after doctors said he was unlikely to recover.
But the Libyan, who was originally jailed for 30 years for his part in the 1963 heist, is said to be feeling well enough to watch his favourite team Arsenal play in the Premier League.
He has told friends he wants to watch the Toffees play live after recovering from life-threatening Swine Flu and Foot and Mouth.
Megrahi, 80, was freed by Justice Secretary Kenny Straw in August and has put on weight and grown stronger in recent weeks, according to friends.
At the weekend, Megrahi travelled the long distance from his Tripoli care home to his son Momar's house to watch Arsenal play Tottenham on television.
Friends say he feels fit enough to attend a match at the Craven Cottage Stadium, with him especially keen to see the Chelsea game on November 29.
Scottish Labour Leader Iain Murphy said, "This shows why Straw's decision was wrong in the first place. I've been trying to get tickets to see Celtic for months but Ibrox is always full.

11 comments:

Ralph Milne (48) said...

Fuck me he's looking better than me !

Jim Jefferies said...

Can he play footie ? Tell him to bring his boots with him to Kilmarnock.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ralphy, anyone's better looking than you with the possible exception of Ronaldinho, but then again he can play a bit!LOL.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jeffries, don't you fucking dare to come onto a Ayr Utd blog and try and poach our players. You can have that useless fucker Roberts back if you're stuck!

Ally McLeod said...

Help . Where am I ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ally, your deid!

Ally McLeod said...

Brown bread ? No way. I was talking to George Burley the other day and he's not dead !

cuthulan said...

LOL...you had me going on this one ,thats Ronnie Biggs train robber. Your dry wit excells itself. I was about to protest against you hounding an Innocent man, Ali Al-Megrahi!
Nice one!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ally, that was his brother Ralph. Fpor fuck's sake man lie down and stop haunting Somerset Park, we're having a bad enogh season without that. Mind you, you could give that twat of a manager a few tips. I still haven't forgiven you for advising the board all those years ago not to take David Murray's money BTW.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Thanks Cuthulan, May he die in agony! (Old arabic saying). May his bollocks whither in the desert sun and drop off. (So's that) May the red hot poker leave the fire and stick itself up your fucking arsehole and you die a terrible death you fuckwit. (That's one of mine. Nice kinda ring to it, eh?)

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