Tuesday, 13 October 2009

WANKER GETS £1M PER YEAR FROM B.B.C.


The fat, useless, brummy bastard pictured, ADRIAN CHILES, is getting a divorce from his wife because he is shagging his co-host on some programme, (No not ALAN SHEARER, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS, some bird from N. Ireland). Nothing new there, I hear you shout.
But hear this. The FUCKING B.B.C. are paying the TWAT, one million pounds a year. That's over eight times what the PRIME MINISTER GETS! Now I'll admit he is also a useless bastard, but he is at least pretending to run the country, even if he is FUCKING IT UP!. What's CHILES RUNNING, SORRY, PRESENTING? THE ONE SHOW and MATCH OF THE DAY on Sundays.
FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!

11 comments:

banned said...

Never have I been so self-satisfied and smug in the knowledge that I have not paid the Beeb Tax for over half a decade so Chiles will not be getting any of my fucking money.

Dark Lochnagar said...

How have you got away with that Banned. No Telly or are you just a fugitive?

Anonymous said...

Somebody needs a cunting.

Mrs Childs said...

Fuckin hate the One Show. Load of fuckin bollocks. Autocue reading twats. Dirty cheating needle dick dog breath bastard shagging that Irish slut. I'll see you in court small cock.

Adrian Chiles said...

Well, so be it. She's a better ride than you anyway, fat fanny.

banned said...

Easy DL, got rid of my telly years ago, don't miss it, you should try it.
Also, love ignoring the demands from the Tellytax Man who STILL has no right to enter my home unless the silly cunt let's him in while idly watching Neighbours or some shite.

Dark Lochnagar said...

What I don't understand is why I still have to pay a license fee to the bastards when I've got Sky. Ah, but I hear you say you get BBC through Sky. And I reply, but yes, I can get most of the programmes on BBC on my PC on the Iplayer for fuck all, so how does that work?

Answer me that wee riddle-me-ree!

Chiles is a useless twat said...

You're not paying the money to watch the BBC ( they just get all the cash).
You're paying the money for a tv signal reciever licence. This is why it's not called a BBC Licence but a TV Licence.
There's no written statute that says all the cash must go to the BBC. In fact talks are afoot to give some money to the struggling CH4 and ITV. Doubt if it will happen though. The Licence came in when there were no independent broadcasters like ITV so the BBC naturally got all the money because they were the only people broadcasting. ITV came in and self funded through advertising.
The money isn't collected by the BBC but by an independent company who have your address on their database.
You can still watch tv for free on the internet but even that may soon be changed. Pay as you view is being looked at as you can't get access to iplayer etc from outside the UK. UK people might not be very happy if the services they pay for are given out free to overseas viewers.

Dark Lochnagar said...

It's fucking pish all the same. Thanks for ytour knowledgable answer, Adrian.

Shades Of Ansel said...

How the fuck can Christine be fucking that ugly twat.She's not perfect;that accent of her's gets on my tits,but you would,wouldn't you?I suppose you could say there's hope yet for us ugly fuckers ( just don't tell my Mrs.)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, I wouldn't say I've studied her in any great detail, but on first analysis she's a bit skinny with nae tits for my liking. I could put up with the accent as I have worked a fair bit in Ulster and find it quite sexy. Wonder if she's got hairy oxters...(sorry, Scottish word, it means armpits).