Gordon Brown was ordered to hand over £12,000 to the taxpayer yesterday as MPs faced payback time over the expenses scandal. The Prime Minister was the highest-profile victim of a ruthless independent audit which infuriated all three main parties. NOT AS MUCH AS IT HAS INFURIATED US!
Senior backbench thieving bastards threatened mutiny as it became clear that Sir Thomas Legg, the retired civil servant trawling through their claims, is retrospectively applying tough new rules. The FUCKWITS were left reeling when he sent out a series of letters demanding repayment of expenses on the basis of new limits on claims which he had set himself.
One minister complained privately that sticking to the annual limit on cleaning being applied by Sir Thomas would mean paying staff less than the minimum wage. WELL HE HAS AN OPTION! He can either RESIGN or do his OWN FUCKING CLEANING like the rest of us. Or better still as he probably pays his wife £40k a year for FUCK ALL, HE COULD GET HER TO DO IT!