NEVER MIND CIVIL SERVANTS-LABOUR CABINET MINISTERS GET £36K BONUS!

ALL MPs ARE WANKERS SAYS ADRIAN CHILES.

Former Labour ministers were handed more than £1 million in severance pay at the General Election, official figures show.
A total of £1,051,202 was awarded to ministers when they left office, Cabinet Office Minister Francis Maude said.  Ministers are entitled to receive a severance payment equal to three months of their annual ministerial salary.
That gives a Cabinet Minister £36k and even a Junior Minister gets £24k and that's on top of all the other perks and pensions they pick up.  I don't have much Sympathy for public sector workers who are getting a fucking good final salary pension as I've always worked for myself and I 'did in' my what little pension I had years ago to get money out of it.  Money purchase schemes are a con anyway, why should you have to buy an ANNUITY?  However, if they want to cut CIVIL SERVICE PENSIONS they should start with the ROBBING BASTARDS OF WESTMINSTER.

*BREAKING*-MALES LIVING LONGER DUE TO POISON BAN-THE TELEGRAPH

The male population has soared across Britain due to the ban on the poison used to kill them.
Pest controllers have said they could number up to 40 million although the most recent estimate is currently 33 million.  The rise is due to a ban on the use of strychnine, commonly used as a means of killing males, as well as the foot and mouth epidemic which cut off rural areas from pest controllers leaving the male population unchecked.  The British Traditional Malecatchers Register, which represents 300 male trappers, has seen call-outs triple over the last two years.

It's nice to see males making a comeback after being in danger over the last 13 years or so.  However there is one male that we could do with getting rid of.  Regular readers will know that I am not one for using the 'C' word, but tonight I am, CHILES, FUCKING ADRIAN CHILES!  There I've done it.  ITV can you not sack the bastard?  We don't have any option BUT to watch the CHILES! 
 How that N.Irish lassie, could have let that UGLY, BRUMMIE WANKER  shag her, is beyond me!

WANKER GETS £1M PER YEAR FROM B.B.C.

The fat, useless, brummy bastard pictured, ADRIAN CHILES, is getting a divorce from his wife because he is shagging his co-host on some programme, (No not ALAN SHEARER, YOU DIRTY BASTARDS, some bird from N. Ireland). Nothing new there, I hear you shout.

But hear this. The FUCKING B.B.C. are paying the TWAT, one million pounds a year. That's over eight times what the PRIME MINISTER GETS! Now I'll admit he is also a useless bastard, but he is at least pretending to run the country, even if he is FUCKING IT UP!. What's CHILES RUNNING, SORRY, PRESENTING? THE ONE SHOW and MATCH OF THE DAY on Sundays.

FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!