Monday, 14 June 2010
*BREAKING*-MALES LIVING LONGER DUE TO POISON BAN-THE TELEGRAPH
The male population has soared across Britain due to the ban on the poison used to kill them.
Pest controllers have said they could number up to 40 million although the most recent estimate is currently 33 million. The rise is due to a ban on the use of strychnine, commonly used as a means of killing males, as well as the foot and mouth epidemic which cut off rural areas from pest controllers leaving the male population unchecked. The British Traditional Malecatchers Register, which represents 300 male trappers, has seen call-outs triple over the last two years.
It's nice to see males making a comeback after being in danger over the last 13 years or so. However there is one male that we could do with getting rid of. Regular readers will know that I am not one for using the 'C' word, but tonight I am, CHILES, FUCKING ADRIAN CHILES! There I've done it. ITV can you not sack the bastard? We don't have any option BUT to watch the CHILES!
How that N.Irish lassie, could have let that UGLY, BRUMMIE WANKER shag her, is beyond me!