Sunday, 13 June 2010

BLOGGERS BEWARE!


IF there are any Bloggers out there who may have my limited abilities to put a blog together, or if you're thinking about starting a blog, please take my word for it, if you see anything that say "NEW" don't touch it with  FUCKING BARGEPOLE or else you may end up, like me, with a complete MAKEOVER OF YOUR BLOG, which I didn't WANT or indeed ASK FOR.  Are you listening YOU TWATS! (That's Blogger not you readers!)

22 comments:

scunnert said...

Ah see you're discovering your feminine side - very pretty!

TheBigYin said...

You should always keep a copy of your blog: the HTML tab in your blogger settings has a back up and restore facility where you can save your present template to your desktop. So if anything goes apeshit then you can re-instate your last settings.

Just saying is all...

RantinRab said...

POOF!

Sophia Pangloss said...

Aw it's lovely Mr Lochnagar. Ah'm no sayin' it suits ye, but it's lovely.

Are thae clouds or flyin' pigs at the side?

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Phekk me DL thankfully I've been too lazy to take up their offers.

Wowwwww!!

Your knew gay audience might help you rearrange the fluffy bits though!! :-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, you should see it in pink!

Dark Lochnagar said...

BIlly, it's too late I fear!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Roberto, that's a typical sexist remark from a BRUTE from Kilmarnock. Perhaps you could do with discovering your femenine side more and you wouldn't get barred from so many bars for fighting.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sophs, I'm not too sure what the fuck they are and I'm even more unsure on how to get rid of the bastards and with all this footy on the telly, I probably won't have time!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! It is a bit poofy even for MY femenine side. I'm going to have to throw that pink gear out or give it to Oxfam. If you see a fat Afghanistani on the news wearing a pink shirt, it will be one of mine.

banned said...

That disaster nearly got me too DL, fortunatly I was so pissed that I hit the "restart" button on me comp and all was well in the morning.

Lord Mandy of Bhoys said...

I'll be stopping by your blog more often in the future Mr DL. It's gorgeous.

RantinRab said...

C'mon DL, you know Killie as well as I do.

Most bars search you for weapons as you enter and if you don't have one, they supply one!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Very swish.

HeadsonPoles said...

Fuck me, you are Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen and I claim my £5

banned said...

HeadsonPoles said...
Fuck me, you are Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen and I claim my £5
Sunday, June 13, 2010

Top comment, IMHO

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, lucky break. It's normally when you are pished I find you do stupid things like fuck about with your blog. Normally I would have time to do something about it, but with all this fucking footy on, I haven't got time!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Lord Mandybum, I am proud that you will visit me your Lordship, istead of fucking about with your Rothschilds bumchums in the Cote D'Azur. Mind you, with today's technology perhaps you are there now. If so ask Peregrine, if I can have 2 mil. Barring that can I have his yacht for the Glasgow fair as it seems Sir Fred the Shred has let me down.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, I'm told the more select ones now supply you with an AK47 mark 2. There was some fucker from Cumbria in the other week and he left without handing it back.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, Swish is for curtains, if you don't mind. I admit my curiousity got the better of my technical capabilities.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, you are the man! You can collect your £5 next time you're passing. Top comment!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it's a cracker and deserving of a pearl diver.