Thursday, 15 October 2009

TORIES LAUNCH CAMPAIGN IN GLASGOW N.E.

ANNABEL GOLDIE "I'M DELIGHTED WITH MY NEW DENTURES"


The Tories will become the latest party to launch their campaign for the Glasgow North East by-election.
Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie and shadow Scottish Secretary David Mundell will join candidate Ruth Davidson in the constituency to officially get the party's campaign under way.



They say God loves a trier, ANNABEL and I'm sure you'll get a lot of votes in the RED ROAD FLATS amongst the JAIKEYS AND WINOS, but you have as much chance of getting an M.P. elected in GLASGOW N.E. as the SNP have of getting elected in SOUTH KENSINGTON!

8 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I've a better chance of shagging Myleene Klass than the Tories have of winning!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Who the fuck's she, Rab? You've got a better chance of shagging me than the Tories have of winning. And that's nane and F all....

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

DL, have a look at the lovely Myleene -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7kfbpkbQJE

AMW said...

but you have as much chance of getting an M.P. elected in GLASGOW N.E. as the SNP have of getting elected in SOUTH KENSINGTON
......

lmfao, its so true btw. In fact the SNP should put a candidate in South Kensington just to prove your point.

I watched the news and David Cameron is comming up on Friday to Springburn. In a way i hope his party do get a wee boost at the expence of Labour then this should boost the SNP,s chances in Nov.

Did i hear right that the Lib Dems came in 7th at the Euro elections in Springburn ?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, no a bad looking bird. Personally i prefer them plump and forty, but that's just something that happens in later life!

Dark Lochnagar said...

It wouldnae suprise me Spooks if they did. I mean you might get a few tory voters in Springburn but not libthingies. Aye you might be suprised how well an SNP candidate might do in some parts of Engerland.

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

Annabel is deluded and plenty of Myleen Klass look a likes here in Singapore!

Can't wait to be back for the 12th but sadly I'll be in the Falklands!

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck me Daisy, you get about. What is it you do? are you in the forces?