'HE just couldn't keep his trousers on?'
'The man just wasn't happy with what he had at home,"
We've heard it all before. Cheating and men just seems to go hand it hand.
But what if men's wandering eyes was found to be a mere myth?
According to a recent survey, four out of ten women have cheated on their partners, compared to just a third of men.
The poll of 3,000 adults conducted by Opera North found that a fifth of women admit they feel a thrill from cheating on their partner, and one in four find complete strangers attractive and chase them.
A further one in four said they could not resist the temptation of a man in uniform, while almost one in five tend to cheat with people in authority.
So my male readers, do you know where your partner is while you are on the P.C. You thought she was downstairs, BUT SHE MIGHT BE GETTING SHAGGED BY SOME BASTARD TRAFFIC WARDEN IN THE SHED!
Going to the Gym-MY FUCKING ARSE!
Going out with the girls for a drink-AYE RIGHT!
Going to comfort an old friend who's feeling down-GOING TO THE CHEATING SIDE OF TOWN!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED MY FRIENDS!