Thursday, 3 September 2009

SHOCK NEWS-WOMEN MORE LIKELY TO CHEAT THAN MEN!

A FUCKING BRAW LOOKING WOMAN WHO WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON HER HUSBAND

'HE just couldn't keep his trousers on?'
'The man just wasn't happy with what he had at home,"
We've heard it all before. Cheating and men just seems to go hand it hand.
But what if men's wandering eyes was found to be a mere myth?

According to a recent survey, four out of ten women have cheated on their partners, compared to just a third of men.
The poll of 3,000 adults conducted by Opera North found that a fifth of women admit they feel a thrill from cheating on their partner, and one in four find complete strangers attractive and chase them.
A further one in four said they could not resist the temptation of a man in uniform, while almost one in five tend to cheat with people in authority.

So my male readers, do you know where your partner is while you are on the P.C. You thought she was downstairs, BUT SHE MIGHT BE GETTING SHAGGED BY SOME BASTARD TRAFFIC WARDEN IN THE SHED!


Going to the Gym-MY FUCKING ARSE!
Going out with the girls for a drink-AYE RIGHT!
Going to comfort an old friend who's feeling down-GOING TO THE CHEATING SIDE OF TOWN!



YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED MY FRIENDS!

14 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I work nightshift!!

The fucking SLAG!

scunnert said...

It's biological. They're programmed tae be skanks and we're programmed tae be eejits.

postman pat said...

I've humped that Nigella a few times so I doubt if that caption is right.

Niko said...

Rab C. Nesbitt

I know its about time you got a new bed its so lumpy i find it hard to have nap.....after doing your missus

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, e-mail me your address and I'll nip over and keep an eye on your missus. Has she got big tits?

CrazyDaisy said...

Man o man, she'd get large portions with extra custard if she visited my kitchen!

CD

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

DL, she is pert in the tittie department and she is heavily pregnant!

You'd need a block and tackle for any bedroom gymnastics.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, You'll be alright then if you run out of milk for your coffee and the shops are shut!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

That's just wrong! You durty baisturd!

Dark Lochnagar said...

What! You not got coffee mate in your house?
That actually happened to a friend of ours who's a district nurse. She was visiting a woman who had just had a wean and she asked her if she wanted a coffee. When she came back she said, sorry I've run out of milk but I just used a wee drop of my own if it tastes a wee bit funny! I seem to remember it was in Ardeer, but I might be wrong.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

That's Stevenston for ye, full of tits.

Dark Lochnagar said...

We both know that couldnae happen in Ardrussan!

Bugger said...

Rab!

Again!

Put the fekin lights and the woolie mittens in.

Bugger said...

lights oot


tooo much red biddy on Newsnet

am doin some some post on vino collapso

www.newsnetscotland.com

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