Roman Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex
Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to pray together before they have sex. A book published by a prominent Church group invites those setting out on married life to recite the specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love.
It is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so that the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.
IN THE D.L. HOUSEHOLD, I always thank Christ mentally AFTER SEX, as in THANK CHRIST FOR THAT!
Seriously though, only a CELIBATE COULD HAVE COME UP WITH THIS FOR AN IDEA.
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I can't say that I pray after servicing Mary Doll, but I am always thankfull...
Rab, you should be praying that Jamsie Cotter hasnae been in there and you've got a dose of crabs!
DL,
Buddhists are also thankful to share the joys of the senses before/after making love, although we should be mindful of right thinking and so not to think of sex and form a wrong attachment.
It's not just for you god botherers from either side of Christianity! Or cults, Scientology and so forth!
CD
I always pray that my memory doesn't fail me as I beat the retreat out of the end of my meat ( have a wank )
Well Tugger, if you like to choke the chicken or spank the monkey then you will probably meet a better class of women. I used to regularly shag Wonder Woman when I was a boy!
I used to get my inspiration from Angela Rippon but to my eternal shame I now find Yvette Cooper quite exciting. With the tv sound turned down of course. I envy Blinky getting to pump that every night.
No, Angela Rippon is too "jolly hockeysticks" for me. Although I do like a posh voice. But I find recently also to me eternal shame that I am getting a strange longing for Hazel Blears!
Yes I've always liked ginger mingers aswell. Not sure why gingers get such a bad press. A bit sweaty in her leathers though. Then again...
Tugger, check out the photo of her on my posting of 25 June.. Tasty or what?
Quite tasty yeah. And today's Daily Mail said that big thighs are healthy so she'll last the distance.
I use the Sky News report of her climbing onto her bike in full leathers for my tugs.
Last the distance. With thighs like that you could invite some of your mates round for a barbeque and later a Blearsy fuckfest!
What does the Pope know about this sort of thing; does this mean that the Irish Bishops will be praying with the Choirboys?
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