Wednesday, 2 September 2009

ROMAN CATHOLICS TO PRAY BEFORE SEX

Roman Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex


Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to pray together before they have sex. A book published by a prominent Church group invites those setting out on married life to recite the specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love.
It is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so that the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

IN THE D.L. HOUSEHOLD, I always thank Christ mentally AFTER SEX, as in THANK CHRIST FOR THAT!


Seriously though, only a CELIBATE COULD HAVE COME UP WITH THIS FOR AN IDEA.

13 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I can't say that I pray after servicing Mary Doll, but I am always thankfull...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, you should be praying that Jamsie Cotter hasnae been in there and you've got a dose of crabs!

CrazyDaisy said...

DL,

Buddhists are also thankful to share the joys of the senses before/after making love, although we should be mindful of right thinking and so not to think of sex and form a wrong attachment.

It's not just for you god botherers from either side of Christianity! Or cults, Scientology and so forth!

CD

pray before a tug said...

I always pray that my memory doesn't fail me as I beat the retreat out of the end of my meat ( have a wank )

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fuck me Daisy, you really put shagging the wife into perspective. Thanks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Well Tugger, if you like to choke the chicken or spank the monkey then you will probably meet a better class of women. I used to regularly shag Wonder Woman when I was a boy!

tugger said...

I used to get my inspiration from Angela Rippon but to my eternal shame I now find Yvette Cooper quite exciting. With the tv sound turned down of course. I envy Blinky getting to pump that every night.

Dark Lochnagar said...

No, Angela Rippon is too "jolly hockeysticks" for me. Although I do like a posh voice. But I find recently also to me eternal shame that I am getting a strange longing for Hazel Blears!

tugger said...

Yes I've always liked ginger mingers aswell. Not sure why gingers get such a bad press. A bit sweaty in her leathers though. Then again...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tugger, check out the photo of her on my posting of 25 June.. Tasty or what?

tugger said...

Quite tasty yeah. And today's Daily Mail said that big thighs are healthy so she'll last the distance.
I use the Sky News report of her climbing onto her bike in full leathers for my tugs.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Last the distance. With thighs like that you could invite some of your mates round for a barbeque and later a Blearsy fuckfest!

Stout Heart said...

What does the Pope know about this sort of thing; does this mean that the Irish Bishops will be praying with the Choirboys?