Friday, 31 July 2009

P.M. ARRESTED FOR HORSE-SHAGGING IN U.S.

THE HORSE'S ARSE THAT HE SHAGGED

A BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, GORDON BROWN, has been arrested for having sex with a horse, whilst on holiday in the U.S. with his wife SARAH, after police said the animal's owner caught him on a surveillance camera.

Police said it wasn't the first time 50-year-old GORDON BROWN had been charged; last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.
Police arrested BROWN on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles (32 kilometres) northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley said a camera caught him having sex with her horse earlier this month.
After fucking the horse Brown, will be returning to the U.K. shortly where he will continue to Fuck the British Country.
(The names in the above story have been changed to save embarrassment to the real perpetrator)

4 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Yer hole's yer hole!

AMW said...

lmao, oh good gordy i had better not write that when Gordon is about. Great post BTW. Okay im off to phone the RSPCA..

it started in America said...

Gorgon is holidaying in the UK this year "like other hard working families". In the lake District I think. So that Gorgon is an imposter !
I know the credit crunch "started in America" but I didn't realise they started the horse shagging aswell.

Dark Lochnagar said...

I know he says he is holidaying in the Lake District, but has anyone seen the Bastards. What no Papparazzi? Take my word for it he's fucked off to the states.