THE HORSE'S ARSE THAT HE SHAGGEDA BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, GORDON BROWN, has been arrested for having sex with a horse, whilst on holiday in the U.S. with his wife SARAH, after police said the animal's owner caught him on a surveillance camera.
Police said it wasn't the first time 50-year-old GORDON BROWN had been charged; last year he pleaded guilty to having sex with the same horse and was placed on the state's sex offender list.
Police arrested BROWN on Monday, when he returned to the stable 20 miles (32 kilometres) northeast of Myrtle Beach where owner Barbara Kenley said a camera caught him having sex with her horse earlier this month.
After fucking the horse Brown, will be returning to the U.K. shortly where he will continue to Fuck the British Country.
(The names in the above story have been changed to save embarrassment to the real perpetrator)
