SARKOZY TOOK GADDAFI MONEY FOR ELECTION

Nicolas Sarkozy received £42 million from Muammar Gaddafi in funding for his 2007 presidential election campaign, it was claimed on Monday.

So the wee French shite took the man's money, or the country's and then hunted him down using French aircraft and special services.  Is this the sort of man you'd want running your country?  To be honest with you, I wouldn't pish on him if he was on fire and that's nothing to do with the fact that he's a Franco Hungarian Jew with dubious morals.  I just like seeing politicians burn!  One down, William Hague is next.

WHEN DO THESE FUCKERS STOP INTERFERING IN OTHER COUNTRIES?

William Hague has told the Syrian opposition to form a united front by the end of the week or else run the risk of jeopardising their goal of overthrowing the regime of Bashar al-Assad.

Is it just me or is anyone else in this fucking country, fed up with our politicians telling every other bastard what to do?

Exactly, what has Syria got to do with us?  Do we not have enough problems here without interfering in another sovereign country's affairs?  Why, don't we let them get on with it.  They will catch up eventually  Fuck all to do with us!

We interfered in Libya and believe me it will be a huge mistake and you did hear it here first.  Why are we bombing a friendly nation whose leaders were friends with the Royal family.  OK, I was being a prick there!  There will be however a good laugh when Saif, if he's allowed to, spills the beans.

Next stop Iran.  More oil!  Here we go, here we go!

HAGUE IS NOT A BENDER SAYS HILARY AS HE PUCKERS UP!

"Willie is not a bender", states Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, as William Hague gives her a puck.


Mind you, the chances of Hilary having a clatter of balls is quite high.

WTF HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH US?

Foreign Secretary William Hague has backed military options to oust the Ivory Coast president after he refused to hand over power in recent elections.
Laurent Gbagbo has refused to cede power to rival Alassane Ouattara, recognised by the international community as having won recent elections.

The last time I looked, the Ivory Coast was a former French colony.  The League of African Nations, or whatever they call themselves, and the UN are on the case.  So Mr Hague, can you please tell me, WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH US?

I AM SLEEPING WITH WILLIAM HAGUE!

Tonight my fellow persons who deal in crap, I am going to sleep in the same room as WILLIAM HAGUE, just to test out this Gay shite.

Now we can only afford a TRAVELODGE because despite the fact that BIG DICK, (as I like to call him), is a multi-millionaire, it doesn't mean that we have to splash out on somewhere expensive.  Now, I'm writing this from the room.  I've already had a shower and brushed my teeth after our time in the bar and now DICK is getting titillated, sorry titivated.  Now before you say fuck all, we have separate beds although they are a bit close together for my liking.  If I feel the baldy twat's hand on my cock, he'll get a slap.  I was in a similar situation once with a pal of mine called Danny when we were working in N. Ireland.  After finding a hotel that wasn't going to get bombed, we got the last room in this place, but the beds, although separate, were a bit close together.  Anyway to cut a long story short, I awoke the next morning with a huge hard-on and as one does you give a wee rub to encourage it.  It was the biggest erection I had had in years.  Imagine my disappointment when I heard Danny say, "are you going to get your fucking hands off my cock"?

I believe Ffion is going to join us later and I have high hopes of a wee threesome.  As long as I don't have to shag BIG DICK and sorry GAY FOLLOWING, there is no way he's getting anywhere near my arse!