Saturday, 4 September 2010
I AM SLEEPING WITH WILLIAM HAGUE!
Tonight my fellow persons who deal in crap, I am going to sleep in the same room as WILLIAM HAGUE, just to test out this Gay shite.
Now we can only afford a TRAVELODGE because despite the fact that BIG DICK, (as I like to call him), is a multi-millionaire, it doesn't mean that we have to splash out on somewhere expensive. Now, I'm writing this from the room. I've already had a shower and brushed my teeth after our time in the bar and now DICK is getting titillated, sorry titivated. Now before you say fuck all, we have separate beds although they are a bit close together for my liking. If I feel the baldy twat's hand on my cock, he'll get a slap. I was in a similar situation once with a pal of mine called Danny when we were working in N. Ireland. After finding a hotel that wasn't going to get bombed, we got the last room in this place, but the beds, although separate, were a bit close together. Anyway to cut a long story short, I awoke the next morning with a huge hard-on and as one does you give a wee rub to encourage it. It was the biggest erection I had had in years. Imagine my disappointment when I heard Danny say, "are you going to get your fucking hands off my cock"?
I believe Ffion is going to join us later and I have high hopes of a wee threesome. As long as I don't have to shag BIG DICK and sorry GAY FOLLOWING, there is no way he's getting anywhere near my arse!