SO WHEN JACQUI SMITH SAYS SHE HAS THE PAINTERS IN, WE KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS NOW!

 

"An inquiry has been launched after it was revealed that former home secretary Jacqui Smith used prisoners on day release to paint her home. The convicts who carried out the DIY were supposed to be doing community service of benefit to the wider public"

Isn't it typical of this fucking Labour Trougher that she would have two criminals doing a cheap paint job on her £450,000 mansion.  The same one that she has flipped several times, thereby making thousands out of her expenses and also the same one she said she was staying in to claim expenses, while staying at her sister's.

This would also be house that her man was wanking in, at the porn films he hired  on her expenses.  Well, I suppose at least it was cheaper than hiring a whore and putting her on our payroll.

I wonder if the painting criminals did a nice hand-job?

 

CHILD BENEFIT TO BE CUT-ABOUT TIME!

Osborne arrives for the Tory Conference

Up to two million parents could lose their child benefit payments under the 'biggest reform of the welfare system in 70 years'.

Plans are being drawn up to scrap the benefit for children over 16 as part of root-and-branch reforms to save £2billion a year. The benefit is currently paid until the child is 18.

Middle-class families could lose their child benefit altogether if the Chancellor, George Osbourne, decides to means-test the payments.

Quite fucking right too.  I would stop all child benefit, full stop!  If you want to have children, then you should pay for them, or be able to pay for them, yourself.  If young girls have children to get a council house and move away from their parents and they can't support them, then there are old army camps where they can be housed.  Those that don't have jobs can babysit for the ones that do.  No men would obviously be allowed and obviously there would be no social life allowed for young women, with young children.

The fathers should be made to work and half their wages or dole money should go in taxes to the Government to pay for the upkeep of the camps.

I forecast that the teenage pregnancy rate would decline very sharply, as young girls learn to keep their knickers on and feckless young men learn that 'choking the chicken',  is in the end, a lot cheaper!  

IT'S TIME WE RE-INTRODUCED RESPONSIBILITY BACK INTO OUR SOCIETY!

NICKED KNICKER NICKING MASTERBATING MAYOR INCARCERATED

A mayor who got his ''sexual kicks'' by sneaking into bedrooms to steal women's underwear AND WANKING in the underwear drawers has been jailed for two years after he was caught out by a secret camera.  Ian Stafford, 59, was a church-goer and highly respected member of the community and Mayor of Preesall in Lancashire.

Stafford was a trusted odd job man who worked for several OAPs.  One suspicious homeowner who began to notice the thefts of her dirty knickers planted hidden cameras - which captured one episode of Stafford in the bedroom naked from the waist down with a pair of 'crusty' knickers over his head wanking furiously into her underwear drawer.  Stafford,  who resigned as mayor after being arrested, was jailed for two years after pleading guilty at an earlier hearing to three counts of burglary with exaggerated masturbation.

After hobbling into court using a walking stick, past his victims in the public gallery, his jaw dropped as he was sent down by Judge Heather Lloyd, who told him his actions were ''bluntly revolting''.  ''Your private desires or fantasies should only be your concern", she told him, ''To masturbate into a woman's underwear and place it back in the drawer, repeatedly, as seen in the DVD, was fucking disgusting.  I am determined to stop this wanking.  Only this morning I was telling my teenage son........".